Puppy Quotes

AgainstNoOne
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June 7, 2016 1:55am UTC

*Puppy crawls on my lap*
Me: (This puppy is sooo cute! Wait! I gotta be masculine about this.)
Friend: Awww she likes you! She doesn't like new people too often so this is the first time she's actually crawled on someone.
Me: (Omg this puppy! Awww. Must maintain composure! Awww she's looking at me and licking my fingers.)
~7 hours later and I'm home~
Me: OMG OMG OMG THAT WAS THE CUTTEST PUPPY EVER!!! IT WAS TAKING LITTLE STEPS TOWARDS ME AND AHHHHHH!!! I WANT TO ADOPT EVERY PUPPY I SEE!!!! AND SHE WAS TRYING TO CLIMB THE STAIRS BUT SHE WAS SCARED OF THE STAIRS BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T CLIMB THEM SO WELL!!! AHHH!

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Goose
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October 21, 2014 6:06pm UTC

Holy crap my stomach just made a noise that sounded like a whining puppy. O.O

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DuckRepairer
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August 10, 2014 9:31am UTC

I want another puppy.

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capsized*
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June 6, 2014 2:10am UTC

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS GOING TO GET A PUPPY AT THIS VERY MOMENT AND IM SMILING BECAUSE I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THEIR HAPPINESS

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*crybaby*
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April 12, 2014 11:01pm UTC

if a puppy falls asleep on you you're not allowed to move its illegal

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brittanyfaithw
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February 20, 2014 9:04pm UTC

IIIIIII'mmmmmmmm sssssssssooooooooo freaking bored!!!!!!! Also, my puppy in the profile picture just bit me so that is a plus!!!

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AllieSmith7
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December 12, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Got a new puppy today, and I am in love! A pretty black and white husky with icy blue eyes, and it's a girl too! We named her Artemis!(: She's fixed, don't worry!

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mtndewhm*
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November 30, 2013 10:01pm UTC

I haven't been on in a long time and I want to share with you guys what's been going on for the 3 (?) of you who care so heres the list that will be elaborated on sometime soon:
-I was in the car today and we almost ran over a puppy
-I stood out in the cold for 2 hours today
-I went to church with my friend and actually enjoyed it (most definetly going to talk more about this one)
-and I just finished a TV series and wow feels I need to write some fanfiction now like I didn't think I was going to get emotionally invested in it it was just to waste time but wow

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Ofwgkta*
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October 13, 2013 6:46am UTC

I approached a kid
and asked "What is love?"
the kid answered "Love is when a puppy licks your face"
I laughed, but then he added "even after you left him ALONE all day."

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mtndewhm*
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September 7, 2013 5:41pm UTC

So my neighbors got a puppy, they named him Sir Demon Beepleezle.
I feel bad for their future kids.

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KawaiiPandaTUT
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 4:20am UTC

Everithin ish Ok *Lie*
The truth that ish :
Everithin Ish HORRIBLE
Yesterday ~
I was crying ALL night
cause . .
I miss MY puppy
This goes ti my puppy :
Aria I hope yu are good , Wherever yu are
I miss yu so much
Please come BACK
To your home
I LOVE YU
and
I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YU ~

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*compassionate soul*
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August 29, 2013 12:17pm UTC

You make me smile like a lovesick puppy...but I think maybe that's a good thing :3

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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August 13, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Me And My Puppy
Me: Awe, I love you Remi. Awe, you're so adorable!
Me: *pets dog*
Dog: *wags tail*
Me: *turns around*
Me: *turns back*
Dog: *crapped everywhere*

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My_Lazy_Knight*
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August 9, 2013 5:39pm UTC

how many likes can i get for my baby
chihuahua??

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LexZ
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August 9, 2013 1:11am UTC

Made my dog an Instagram #judgeme

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LexZ
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August 9, 2013 12:21am UTC

Should I really make my dog an Instagram?
Fave if I should
Comment if you would follow it :)

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LexZ
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August 7, 2013 10:40pm UTC

I wanna make my dog an Instagram and post daily photos of her! :) but then I think normal people don't do that stuff. But I don't care. I probs will!! :)

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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July 23, 2013 4:55pm UTC

What if you were holding a puppy,
And said "Who's the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?"
& it responded in a grown mans voice just like,
"I'm the cutest puppy in the whole wide world."

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im_just_me
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June 29, 2013 2:52pm UTC

I don't know why , but if i call my brothers puppy " Kitty " she gets so excited and jumps all around .
Shes weird.

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Detention
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June 25, 2013 3:03pm UTC

Can some of you suggest some dog names for my new male Siberian husky puppy please????
thx ur fab x0xo

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