Best Problem Quotes This Month

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 12:57pm UTC

Personally, I feel that Romeo and Juliet
could have handled the situation better.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 2:10pm UTC

me: Oh god it's time to get up.
me: ugh clothing
me: Ugh hair
me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
me: oh god I hate this place
me: no I don't like you leave me alone
me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY
me: Nice azz
me: the f-ck you lookin at?
me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
me: Please just shut up
me: YES HOME
me: YES INTERNET
me: YES BED

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 8, 2014 4:19pm UTC

No but I actually talk to myself a lot and it’s an actual big problem, like I’ll be thinking something or imagining a conversation in my head and I’ll start muttering or mouthing the words and sometimes I even start making faces and I don’t even realize I’m doing it and it’s actually a really big issue.

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 3:07pm UTC

When you accidentally close an important tab,
and then you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff.

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 8, 2014 4:22pm UTC

do you ever start to type a word but it doesn’t look right but you know thats how its meant to be spelt so you stare at it for a while and start to question that word’s existence

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 5:19pm UTC

The real problem with reality
is that there's no background music.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 10:26pm UTC

I hate when
people ask me what's wrong
because literally
nothing is right.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 2:04pm UTC

The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
-Captain Jack Sparrow

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Lauren🌸*
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 2:20pm UTC

want to know my real problem?
I push people away, when I need them most.
I get jealous easy, because I'm terrified that you'll find someone better than me.
everyone I love ends up leaving me, and I'm scared of getting hurt again.
I can't make friends easily, or connect properly with people, because I'm scared they'll just find someone prettier, nicer, better, funnier and more exciting than me.
I always say the wrong thing in arguments.
I'll tell you to go away, when all I want you to do is stay, and tell me that everything will be alright, that it'll all be okay.
I can never say the right thing, or do anything right.
this is why I always end up alone.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 1:51pm UTC

if i ever had a ghost problem, i’m gonna first make a circle out of glue and then sprinkle salt onto the glue
HAHAH GHOSTS TRY AND BLOW THE SALT AWAY NOW YOU TURDS

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 8, 2014 4:24pm UTC

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my azz off” I mean “lmao”

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 2, 2014 10:12pm UTC

Problem with people
"I am so ugly."
People: aww that's not true. You're cute
"I am cute."
People: So you don't have a mirror in your house ??

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
March 25, 2014 6:00pm UTC

The problem with the world is
the intelligent people are full of doubts and the stupid people are full of confidence.

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 7:08pm UTC

The less I sleep, The more energetic I am
The more I sleep the more tired I am
I think I have a Problem.

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Loopy23
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 4:05pm UTC

I'm a problem that nobody knows how to solve.

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EmilyxLovesxU
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 3:10pm UTC

Unfollowers?
*does cup song*
..Your gonna miss me when I'm gone.

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ProblemSolved
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 2:37pm UTC

Hello Wittians!
This is ProblemSolved :)
It's somewhere you can post your problems and questions and recieve helpful solutions whenever you like...
Don't worry, I'll try my best to answer them all as soon as I can :D
xxx

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 11:22pm UTC

i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 3:55pm UTC

Dont over think.
you'll create a problem that wasn't even there in there first place.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 5:55pm UTC

“You don't fear anyone, thats your problem,
fear is useful”

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