Presents Quotes

emmahood31
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January 13, 2014 7:31pm UTC

That awkward second look on you birthday back into the bag to make sure they didn't get you anything else.

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Ninja918
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 10:23pm UTC

Opening your presents and realizing you
have nothing better to do all Winter Break.

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potatoesforlife
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 4:45am UTC

I’ve got a
present for you *puts bow on
head* here it is. here’s your
present. it’s me. i’m the present

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~Spoken Silence~*
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December 25, 2013 12:30pm UTC

Merry Christmas Everyone!
Don't tell anyone but im an elf! presents for EVERYONE! YAY!!!!!!!!!Just come and claim it!

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Morgan*
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December 25, 2013 8:28am UTC

Teacher: So, what did you get for Christmas?Kid1: A tvKid2: A new phoneMe: A box with shiny paper, duh!!!!

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RaZor shøt §*
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December 23, 2013 11:57am UTC

What are you guys getting for christmas ? :)

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Primadonna*
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December 23, 2013 5:05am UTC

What do you want for christmas this year?
someone who won't laugh when I tell them my fears
to die
to feel happy again
to be able to look at a rzor and not want to unzip my veins
to feel normal
to be able to stand near the edge of abuilding wothout wanting to jump
Oh, I don't know

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That1KidAustin
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December 19, 2013 11:05am UTC

MARAIAH CAREY "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU"
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you, yeah.
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas Day....
Format by Breeze

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ProfessorPickle
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December 15, 2013 8:59am UTC

Plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for
and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family.

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Mandypandy
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December 1, 2013 11:14am UTC

WOOOOOO!!!!!! Only 6 more days until my 16th birthday!!!!!! :D

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Reckless and miserable*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 5:48pm UTC

I’m only a morning
person on December 25th.

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calimarie
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November 20, 2013 6:47pm UTC

All that I want for Christmas is you.And Channing Tatum.Mostly you.But seriously.

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KaylaJolynn
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November 8, 2013 11:49pm UTC

The fact that I got a touchscreen laptop as an early birthday present makes me happy, but suspicous of what my dad is up to..

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J I L L I A N ; )*
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October 28, 2013 5:42pm UTC

I think
October, November, & December
are the best months of the year.

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dancegurliee
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 8:29am UTC

I'm finally sixteen

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hemmo1996*
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September 23, 2013 4:35pm UTC

It's that time of the year where your parents ask you what you want for Christmas but you have no idea since you got almost everything earlier in the year.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 9:53pm UTC

Christmas:
The best way to show someone
you care, is by going into debt.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 2:42pm UTC

My friend gave me a birthday present last night. She gave me 'Unicorn Dust'. The label said 'Warning: May cause extreme awesomeness. Only use in emergencies. Emergencies such as: being bored,not being shiny, or plain old not being unicorn enough. May contain a unicorn horn' and inside the bottle there was some glitter so I started sprinkling some on me and I was like 'Go insane go insane throw some glitter make it rain' and it was so fun

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livelaflove
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August 31, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I'm so excited for my birthday so that I can get a little present box next to my username!

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Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe
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August 30, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Birthdays then: look at all these presents!
Birthdays now: look at all these notifications!

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