Potatoe Quotes

Red dragon*
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December 3, 2013 11:52am UTC

Friends are like potatoes when you eat them they die.

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Fai~*
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 11:25am UTC

Soo two of my friends asked me out..
And I am just sitting here like an awkward potatoe.
And the really awkward part..
I like another one of my friends and they do not know

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ViolinBoy
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September 26, 2013 6:54pm UTC

Can I just drop out of high school to pursue my lifelong dream of becoming a potatoe?

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Radioactive
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September 2, 2013 5:15pm UTC

WRITE DOWN YOUR NAME
AND YOUR BIRTHDAY FIND
YOUR EXACT TWIN

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Radioactive
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September 2, 2013 5:12pm UTC

SOME DAYS I AM JUST LIKE
AM I THE ONLY ONE
AWESOME

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zarainwonderland
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 2:34pm UTC

zarainwonderland is a
leader and is not
following anyone

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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July 18, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Spelling lesson: Potato is spelled like "p o t a t o". There is no "e" at the end. Okay. Have a nice day.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 5:30pm UTC

I hate when people spell potato wrong.
IT'S NOT F*CKING POTATOE.
I DON'T HERE AN EEEEE AT THE END. GOD.
tiny rant over.

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Feuerchen
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May 20, 2013 8:42pm UTC

If good looking people are called
"eye candy"
Then I guess, I'm something like
"eye broccoli"

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Jadialynn
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 10:52pm UTC

so basically in the third grade we had twin day at
my school and this boy came to school with a potatoe
and competed in the twin day competition with it and
won and looking back omg he's practically a witty god,
and he probably doesn't even have an account.
like seriously tho the resemblance was striking

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Shorty_Helps
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:56pm UTC

*My Grandma pointing at a picture of me*
Grandma: Aw you were such a cute potato for Halloween!
Me: -___-
Grandma: What's wrong?
Me: I wasn't even wearing a costume..

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gravity_enemy
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 2:59pm UTC

An Ode To Potato
Potato Poem #2
I love potatoes chopped up into chunky chips.
I love spicy potato wedges, served up with dips.
I love potato slices which have been fried in a pan:
Of sautéed potatoes, I am the world's biggest fan.
I love potatoes which have been pummelled and bashed
With butter and milk to make a real light, fluffy mash.
Jacket potatoes, I find a bit dry, but with a nice filling
Such as chilli, to give them a try, I am more willing.
With breakfast, I love hash browns or potato cakes,
And I love potatoes mixed up with leeks in a bake.
Crispy, golden potatoes, served up with Sunday roast
Are among the kinds of potato which I love the most.
Mixed in soups and casseroles, I love potatoes diced.
On top on minced beef hotpot, I love potatoes sliced.
Fluffy potato stuffed inside a crispy potato croquette
Is also rather nice, and, for me, it is another safe bet.
I love potatoes cut into crisps: the slices, wafer thin,
And, as a starter, I simply love loaded potato skins:
I do adore a delicious dish of Bombay potato curry:
For me, it is a taste which I won't forget in a hurry.
I like potatoes diced up with creamy mayonnaise,
Served up with salad on really hot summer days.
But I don't like potatoes which have been boiled:
From potatoes, cooked this way, in horror, I recoil.
-Angela Wybrow

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gravity_enemy
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February 25, 2013 2:56pm UTC

I know a poem about a
Potato,
And it goes a little something like this:
The potato
He has eyes
He is watching you
Yet you know not of it
Because he is camouflage
Brown spotted, hungry leopard
Hiding in the grass of onions
He watches with hunger
And envy of your ability
To walk and move
And eat him.

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IvyLove
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Normal People Flirting : "Hey Beautiful ;)"
Me Flirting: "If you were a potatoe, you would be a good potatoe"

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