Best Potato Quotes Ever

kristabff
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April 2, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Doctor: Are you se.x.ually active?
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Me: ~transforms into a potato~
Me: ~rolls off into the sunset~

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ChocoTaco
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March 12, 2013 6:55pm UTC

Why is there air in chip bags?
The air is actually nitrogen gas.
The nitrogen helps the chips to stay fresh
and not rot inside the bag. It also makes
it so the chips don't get crushed during packaging.
So unless you want to buy rotten and crushed
chips keep complaining about the extra air.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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July 26, 2013 10:23am UTC

Do you ever get a ring stuck on your finger
And it's just like what no I didn't commit to this

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 4:19pm UTC

You are what you eat
I'm a potato

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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July 5, 2013 9:40pm UTC

Dad: Here eat this potato.
Me: I'm sorry Father, but
I cannot eat my own kind.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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July 28, 2013 10:14pm UTC

Wait puberty hold on
you forgot the part where I become attractive

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VintageParis
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June 28, 2013 1:39pm UTC

*Looks at potato*
*looks at french fry*
Puberty did you well

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Ethanol
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November 6, 2013 10:58am UTC

what others get scolded about: getting high, gettin drunk, having drugs, etc
what i get scolded about: leaving the bathroom door open

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ily44forever
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 12:07pm UTC

witty is sorta empty.
it's because the wittians have all discovered a foreign term called social lives.
don't worry though guys, im still a socially awkward potato. ill be your homie.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 4, 2013 4:08pm UTC

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means
"earth apple". Like, what stupid Frenchman saw a potato and said, "Zis petite legume looks like a, how you say, apple! Hmmm...but it grows in ze earth. Hon hon hon! Mais oui! C'est une pomme de terre!"

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CharliesTheName
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June 2, 2013 8:02pm UTC

Haters gonna HATE.
Potatoes gonna POTATE.
nmq

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 4:40pm UTC

when attractive people are friends with attractive people.
so. much. prettiness.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 9:29pm UTC

Don't ever give me a permanent marker
because I will draw on anything that's within 20 feet of me

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Bec*
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Me at night: Tomorrow I'm going to start to work on my 6 pack.
Me in the morning: How many cinnamon rolls can I fit in my mouth

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 5:30pm UTC

I hate when people spell potato wrong.
IT'S NOT F*CKING POTATOE.
I DON'T HERE AN EEEEE AT THE END. GOD.
tiny rant over.

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Vic Fuentes*
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March 26, 2013 6:23pm UTC

Normal People: *50 faves* My quotes must suck..
Me: *1 fave* OMGOMG IM WITTY FAMOUS.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
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May 24, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone
I'll look at them shocked and just whisper quietly,
"You can see me...?"

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FundamentalSkeleton
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 7:12pm UTC

How normal people insult people:
You f*cking b*tch! F*ck you!
How I insult people:
You are a tomato, a big red tomato! You
don't desrve to be a potato!
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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Onism*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 2:31pm UTC

Repeat after me:
I am not a worthless spud.
I am not an insecure french fry.
I am not just another chip.
And I have the potential to be any vegetable I want to be.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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July 18, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Spelling lesson: Potato is spelled like "p o t a t o". There is no "e" at the end. Okay. Have a nice day.

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