Best Posts Quotes This Week

Fay*
posted a quote
October 23, 2013 11:36am UTC

If you put
'violently' in front of anything describes your action it becomes 4000x funnier
Violently farts
Violently organizes her portfolio
Violently babysits children
Violently twerks
Violently breathes
Violently studies
Violently murderes 5 children
Violently worries about the previous line

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capsized*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 1:36pm UTC

u know when u make a post and
u think it’s good and then nobody
likes it except one person and ur
just like thank u, thank u for
believing in me and i appreciate u

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LovinEverlastinFood
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 2:41am UTC

Im bad in English
But I can tell you
That I love you.
Im bad in History
But I can remember
when I first saw you.
Im bad in Geography
But I can tell you that
You live in my heart
Im bad in Chemistry
But I can tell whats
The reaction when you smile.
Im bad in Physics
But I can tell the
Intensity of spark of my
eyes when i see you.

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop?
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS.
Settle down there, Thor.
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I ♥ Tumblr.

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 4:18pm UTC

Someone: "Can I use your computer for a second"
Me: "What do you need? I'll look it up for you."

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im_just_me
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 2:56pm UTC

Typical white girl posts on instagram
• Starbucks
• bathing suit
• mirror pictures/ duck face
• food
• tanning
• hair

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Fay*
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 12:40pm UTC

That moment when
your friends try to show you something one the internet but you've already seen it

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 7:15pm UTC

That moment when you finally get comfortable in bed
and your mom says
"Come Here."

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 11:30pm UTC

i wish i could meet all the people who make those
hilarious posts that go around on tumblr
or twitter and just like shake their hand
like congratulations man
congratulations on being dope as hell
i luv u

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LovinEverlastinFood
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 2:39am UTC

#Teenagers post
Dear Sweatpants & Hoodies
thanks for being there for me.
Sincerely, Sexy and I know it,
but to lazy to show it.

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TeenagerPostsxD
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 11:28am UTC

TEENAGER POST# 1238
TUMBLR-√
FACEBOOK- √
YOUTUBE- √
MESSENGER - √
SKYPE -√
"DUDE DO YOU HAVE A LIFE?"
"OMG!! NO , SEND ME A LINK!"

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uthinkuruntouchable
posted a quote
January 26, 2014 3:22pm UTC

Oh,
You hate the things people post on Facebook? Why don't you talk about it...on Facebook

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Posts a quote 2 years ago:
Gets 7592057 likes
Posts the same exact quote TODAY:
12 likes
What happened?

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GRACEROCKS
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 11:54pm UTC

Normal Social Networking Posts
At a party!!!!!
#fun #awesome #living large #1D #party #boyfriend #dancing # love #hotdogs #yum #popular #BFF's #kissing #hot #makeup #dark #hollister #vomit #yuck #random #shopping #bored now #rainbows #movies #lip stick #water #shiny #sweaty #music #talented #DJ #YOLO #dare to dream #emotional #deep #weekend #teenagers #life #peace out

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