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  1. ClassyGecko ClassyGecko
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2015 8:32pm UTC
    So, I am writing a blog. Its a new thing. I dont know if ill stick with it yet but feel free to read and comment on the posts. I appreciate your thoughts and feedback. I'm warning you now though that some of it is depressing. http://escapethemadness.blog.com/

  2. gravity_enemy gravity_enemy
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 2:30pm UTC
    Read my posts that's fine. But make fun of them when we were supposed to be good friends?
    Ok. Thanks. I feel great in my own skin right about now.

  3. wittygroup wittygroup
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 7:33pm UTC
    WANTED:
    a wittian who wants to blog. loves to write. has lots of extra time on their hands. won't post once and then leave the site. will respond to comments and/or email within a reasonable time period. dedicated.
    *optional* likes web design.
    Check out this profile or comment on this quote for more information.

  4. uthinkuruntouchable uthinkuruntouchable
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 3:22pm UTC
    Oh,
    You hate the things people post on Facebook? Why don't you talk about it...on Facebook

  5. jennyxo jennyxo
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 12:45pm UTC
    antisocial
    antisocool
    Aint i so cool

  6. LovinEverlastinFood LovinEverlastinFood
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 2:41am UTC
    Im bad in English
    But I can tell you
    That I love you.
    Im bad in History
    But I can remember
    when I first saw you.
    Im bad in Geography
    But I can tell you that
    You live in my heart
    Im bad in Chemistry
    But I can tell whats
    The reaction when you smile.
    Im bad in Physics
    But I can tell the
    Intensity of spark of my
    eyes when i see you.

  7. LovinEverlastinFood LovinEverlastinFood
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 2:39am UTC
    #Teenagers post
    Dear Sweatpants & Hoodies
    thanks for being there for me.
    Sincerely, Sexy and I know it,
    but to lazy to show it.

  8. TeenDefinition TeenDefinition
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 8:38pm UTC
    Hai guys sorry i haven't been posting a lot , like i lost my phone in orlando (long story) and so i can't get anything. :/ i promise i will try to post more tho!

  9. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    i wish i could meet all the people who make those
    hilarious posts that go around on tumblr
    or twitter and just like shake their hand
    like congratulations man
    congratulations on being dope as hell
    i luv u

  10. AllieSmith7 AllieSmith7
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 11:05am UTC
    Brace yourself. Halloween posts are coming.

  11. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 11:36am UTC
    If you put
    'violently' in front of anything describes your action it becomes 4000x funnier
    Violently farts
    Violently organizes her portfolio
    Violently babysits children
    Violently twerks
    Violently breathes
    Violently studies
    Violently murderes 5 children
    Violently worries about the previous line

  12. hopetrustbelieve01 hopetrustbelieve01
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop?
    SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS.
    Settle down there, Thor.
    --------------------------------------------
    I ♥ Tumblr.

  13. TeenagerPostsxD TeenagerPostsxD
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 11:28am UTC
    TEENAGER POST# 1238
    TUMBLR-√
    FACEBOOK- √
    YOUTUBE- √
    MESSENGER - √
    SKYPE -√
    "DUDE DO YOU HAVE A LIFE?"
    "OMG!! NO , SEND ME A LINK!"

  14. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    u know when u make a post and
    u think it’s good and then nobody
    likes it except one person and ur
    just like thank u, thank u for
    believing in me and i appreciate u

  15. GRACEROCKS GRACEROCKS
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    Normal Social Networking Posts
    At a party!!!!!
    #fun #awesome #living large #1D #party #boyfriend #dancing # love #hotdogs #yum #popular #BFF's #kissing #hot #makeup #dark #hollister #vomit #yuck #random #shopping #bored now #rainbows #movies #lip stick #water #shiny #sweaty #music #talented #DJ #YOLO #dare to dream #emotional #deep #weekend #teenagers #life #peace out

  16. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    I see all these clever posts
    and I'm sitting here like a potato
    scrolling through them.

  17. TeenagerPostsxD TeenagerPostsxD
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    TEENAGER POST #5993
    LOOKING MORE AT YOURSELF
    THAN THE OTHER PERSON
    WHILE VIDEO CALLING ON SKYPE

  18. im_just_me im_just_me
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    Typical white girl posts on instagram
    • Starbucks
    • bathing suit
    • mirror pictures/ duck face
    • food
    • tanning
    • hair

  19. BringLaurenTheHorizon BringLaurenTheHorizon
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    More people would understand me if they took a look at my tumblr.
    I promise you that.

  20. maddie_gold17 maddie_gold17
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    i hate it when people fav their own posts

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