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Best Poor Quotes Ever

  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    I am one step away from being rich.
    Now all I need is money.

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 11:39am UTC
    cashier: that'll be $237.34
    me: do you accept tears?

  3. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    Where does the poor meatball live?
    In the spaghetto.

  4. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 6:43am UTC
    I have good taste in fashion,
    But what I don't have is the money to prove it.

  5. EjSweet2 EjSweet2
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 11:27am UTC
    Sister: *cough*
    Me: Shut up!
    Dog: *hiccup*
    Me: Oh! My poor baby, are you okay?

  6. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    My wallet is like an onion.
    when I open it, I cry.

  7. Iwannacookie2304 Iwannacookie2304
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    How does Steve cope?
    He has over 1000 socially awkward,lazy,food-obsessed teenage daughters addicted to the internet.

  8. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    Heart touching storyOne day, a poor boy who was selling
    goods from door to door to pay his
    way through school, found he had
    only one thin dime left, and he was
    hungry.
    He decided he would ask for a meal
    at the next house. However, he lost
    his nerve when a lovely young
    woman opened the door. Instead of
    a meal he asked for a drink of
    water.
    She thought he looked hungry so
    brought him a large glass of milk He
    drank it slowly, and then asked,
    "How much do I owe you?" "You
    don't owe me anything," she replied
    "Mother has taught us never to
    accept payment for a kindness."
    He said... "Then I thank you from
    my heart."
    As Howard Kelly left that house, he
    not only felt; stronger physically, but
    his faith in God and man was strong
    also. He had been ready to give up
    and quit.
    Years later that young woman
    became critically ill. The local
    doctors were baffled. They finally
    sent her to the big city, where they
    called in specialists to study her rare
    disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called
    in for the consultation.
    When he heard the name of the
    town she came from, a strange light
    filled his eyes. Immediately he rose
    and went down the hall of the
    hospital to her room. Dressed in his
    doctor's gown he went in to see
    her.
    He recognized her at once. He went
    back to the consultation room
    determined to do his best to save
    her life. From that day he gave
    special attention to the case.
    After a long struggle, the battle was
    won. Dr. Kelly requested the
    business office to pass the final bill
    to him for approval.
    He looked at it, then wrote
    something on the edge and the bill
    was sent to her room. She feared to
    open it, for she was sure it would
    take the rest of her life to pay for
    it all. Finally, she looked, and
    something caught her attention on
    the side as she read these words......
    " Paid in full with one glass of milk."
    (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.
    Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her
    happy heart prayed: "Thank You,
    GOD, that Your love has spread
    abroad through human hearts and
    hands."

  9. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 2:20am UTC
    Does anyone else find it annoying when
    famous people get things for free when they're the ones who can afford them?

  10. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2014 11:12am UTC
    They got money for wars but can't feed the poor.

  11. wordynerdy wordynerdy
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 1:14pm UTC
    Found this online and just had to share it with you guys!!!
    One day a rich dad took his son on a trip to the village.
    He wanted to show him how poor someone can be.
    They spent time on the farm of a poor family.
    At the end of the day, Dad asked,
    "Did you see how poor the were? What did you learn?"
    Son said, "We have one dog, they have four.
    We have a pool, they have rivers.
    We have lanterns at night, they have stars.
    We buy foods, they grow theirs.
    We have walls to protects us, they have friends.
    We have enclopedias, they have bibles."
    Then he finished by saying,
    "Thnaks Dad for showing me how poor we are."
    Moral Lesson:
    It's not money that makes us rich.
    Its about the quality of life... of having friends and God.
    SHARE THIS IF YOU AGREE WITH THE MORAL!

  12. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 4:20pm UTC
    I am a poor wayfaring stranger,
    t r a v e l i n g t h r o u g h
    this world alone. ♥

  13. Nathannn Nathannn
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 10:17pm UTC
    “I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.”
    ~Eminem

  14. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    some people are so poor, all they
    HAVE IS MONEY.

  15. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 5:24pm UTC
    Lol.. Okay.. so i just saw this:
    (Not my idea. Follow for a follow.)
    The first name you see is who you marry.
    The first place you see is where you live.
    The first number you see is how many kids you have.
    :D
    A B X Q M E L Y J F Y C N K B
    K O N Q K L T I U F I V E U K
    H A R R Y G P A R I S A B L W
    U D D C H A SWW F P Q S Z L
    D A Z H F E C I R E L A N D Z
    N I A L L O VC K O F I J J B
    M HY N E WYO R K C I T Y O
    A US T R A LI A O X E Z D U
    G L I H S N SV L M V J A S H
    B I Q R T S I B O S G B Y S S
    I A Y E M E GK N I P N N C Q
    XM K E L T F C D G U H I Y Z
    LW L O U I S T O X B A R P J
    AY W I O ON E N C ZW PWN
    LJ E K E L I N S S TW O N Q
    At first I didn't see any name... I was like.. Okay.. I'm not surprised. I didn't think anyone would marry me..
    Then I didn't see any place.. Like okay.. I guess I am homeless..
    Then.. I didn't see any number..
    Well that's just great! I am a widow, homeless, AND lonely. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it.

  16. RandomGirl42 RandomGirl42
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 12:19am UTC
    You know you're poor when
    you get excited when a limo drives by
    format jimmy365

  17. KayleeAnn22 KayleeAnn22
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    If I had a million bucks for every nice person I saw at school, I'd be penniless.

  18. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 10:23am UTC
    Child: Help the poor!
    Person: Don't worry, I've already liked a status on facebook.

  19. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    SOME PEOPLE ARE
    |||||||||||||||| SO POOR. ALL THEY HAVE IS MONEY.

  20. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    You know you're poor when the only thing you have is money.

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