Best Poop Quotes This Year

Ralph*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:25am UTC

plot twist: rainbows poop unicorns

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mattnunz
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 2:13pm UTC

The sudden realization that when school starts you're gonna
have to wake up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear pants everyday.

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 6:48pm UTC

People
O rder
Our
Patties

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letsdanceinStyles
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 11:44pm UTC

white lips, pale face, i hate the entire human race

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 7:47pm UTC

I live in constant fear of being sh*t on by a bird.

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makenna123
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 10:10am UTC

ROSES ARE BROWN
VIOLETS ARE BROWN
WHO KEEPS CRAPPING ON MY GARDEN?

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GRACEROCKS
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 2:14pm UTC

...and now for a
stupid did you
know...
If you put earbuds into your nostrils and open your mouth...
INSTANT SPEAKERS

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SlowlySinking
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 2:01am UTC

♥♥♥Valentines Day♥♥♥
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

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skylarlovestrains
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 12:20pm UTC

Roses are red
My name is Dave
This poem makes to sense
Microwave <3

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24601*
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Me:(playing mine craft)
Me: I need a bucket....
Mom:Thats a good idea! Then you wont have to leave your room to take a crap.
Me:
Mom:
Steve:
Cow:
Nemo:
Stitch:
Stephano:
Me: That is a good idea...
mq

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nolifejk123
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 5:53pm UTC

P. people
O. order
O. our
P. patties
-sponge bob

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soccertrack
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 10:22pm UTC

*Best Friend is sick*
AHH IM FOREVER ALONE.....HOW COULD SHE
LEAVE ME WITH THESE FREAKS!!!!!!! EVERYONE IS
GOING TO THINK IM SUCH A LONER. POOP I HAVE NO
ONE TO LAUGH AND TALK TO :(

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lovebitesyou
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 4:03pm UTC

kiss ups
and
poop heads
welcome to wittyprofiles

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omgitsglish*
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 7:59pm UTC

The problem is, whenever we talk,
I fall in love o v e r and over again |||||||||||||||||||

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c i y a*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 6:49am UTC

When I Lose A Game:
Who cares? It's only a game.
When I Win A Game:
BOOM YEAH! YOU LOSE,SUCKERS

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heartofstones
posted a quote
April 3, 2014 3:14pm UTC

There's this girl at my school.
She says "poop in a bucket!!!!" everytime
she gets something wrong
or is mad. She's so funny
that you would die laughing
if you heard one of her other jokes.

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GRACEROCKS
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 2:09pm UTC

In my world, everyone is a pony and we all eat
rainbows and poop butterflys :)

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.joyriding.*
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 1:00pm UTC

i like your shoelaces

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SisiAdelia
posted a quote
June 7, 2013 10:32pm UTC

Last Summer, Around This Time,
I was talking to you all of the time...
Now we dont talk at all.....

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