Pool Quotes

musicure
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April 21, 2016 6:13pm UTC

you don't need water
to feel like you're drowning

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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February 7, 2015 2:48pm UTC

I've got a bad case of the f**k it's.

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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February 7, 2015 2:46pm UTC

What am I going to do with all these f*cks I don't give? Oh well.

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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February 7, 2015 2:44pm UTC

Lawyers never lose their appeal!

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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February 7, 2015 2:43pm UTC

Pet peeve: people who interrupts what you're saying by trying to finish your sentence except they're ALWAY WRONG!

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I'm a Niall Girl*
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February 7, 2015 2:41pm UTC

You're not really a plus-sized unless you're wearing a t-shirt in the pool.

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23chars
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September 25, 2014 5:50pm UTC

POOL PARTY AT MY HOUSE
bring your own pool.

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DunGoofed
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April 22, 2014 7:38pm UTC

Watched the most recent Adventure Time episode. I could have filled an Olympic pool with my tears.

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madeleinebabeee
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February 11, 2014 9:00am UTC

I'm planing a huge pool party for my birthday on March!! Yay!!
🎉🎊🎁

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happiest*
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January 4, 2014 1:37pm UTC

i wonder if anyone has ever peed in the olympic pool

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Superman x x *
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December 15, 2013 10:32pm UTC

23o Today
29o Tomorrow
37o Wednesday
420 Thursday
25o Friday
Here comes summer Fck yeah
Beach, Pool, Tanning So Keen x x
Good By School Hello Holidays xx

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tanment
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December 4, 2013 10:56pm UTC

Some man came to my door and asked for a donation for the local pool,
so
I came back with a glass of water

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
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December 2, 2013 10:26pm UTC

The List
Chapter Five
My heels click-clacked on the pool tile as I almost ran to Brandon. "Seriously, guys you think this is cool?" I yelled, "Not funny." The crowd went silent as I started to help Brandon with the knots that held him. His mouth was bound shut by...duct tape. Grr. How can people act like this?
"Now, Brandon, after this, don't you dare look anyone in the eye, " I said, looking straight into his green eyes, "These people aren't going to remember you, and you might as well do the same to them." His eyes widened as he was freed. I ripped the tape off of his face, and he barely managed, "Thank you."
I barely stood up when I felt a firm hand on my back and shoved me into the water. Next thing i knew, my arms were failing and I was in water. Anger washed over my body as soon as the water did.
My ears were filled with laughter and mocks as I climbed out of the water. I looked back at the diving pool, and who was there? Cali.
Cali. shoved.me.in.
I could just see the little tally mark going above her head. 1-1. I smirked, looks like i'm gonna have to find a way..
Ooh. Micheal was right by the doorway. I chuckled to myself.
Heels in hand, I sauntered my way over to him. "Hey, Micheal? Yeah well could you help me unzip my dress? I'm having...problems." I say, in my most innocent voice. Not to mention batting eyelashes.
And it didn't take too long for things to get started after that.
AN:
Ooh. Lala. haha I hope you still enjoy these chapters....This is actually my first Witty story so I need a little practice!XD
Comment if you want notification!
Love you all, hope you had a wonderful day!!!<3333

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
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December 2, 2013 12:18am UTC

The List
Chapter Four
I waltzed into Cam's house, like I owned the place, and I should, he's my boyfriend. Moving my hips side to side, I took two steps and found I was at the wrong kind of party, everyone else was in tank tops and shorts, and I was dressed up in more of an after party affair. Whoops.
"Hey, hey, heey!" Scott welcomed me at the door, giving me a hug, which lasted a little too long for me. I smiled at him, Emily was drunk herself, she'd never know, I'll handle him later if I get the chance. Ha, if she did find out, I'd become one of them. I gave him a winking smile and strutted into the kitchen.
Flaunt it if you got it? Check.
"Oh my god, Anna." Cali snorked at me as I arrived in the dining area. "Seriously."
An arm snaked around my waist, hand resting on my hip. "I think she looks hot." Cam's voice dropped, and he kissed my cheek. Cali shook her head and bent down to adjust her shoe, revealing most of her cleavage to Cameron, but as I watched Cameron's eyes flickered at Cali but stayed with me.
Point for me.
Cali gave me the stink eye but smirked and walked away. I looked back at Cameron, who was stilling checking the view. I smiled, it felt good to be appreciated. "So you, what's your surprise?" I said, ruffling his hair.
"Emily told you?" he mumbled, holding my waist. "Mhm." I answered, pulling him closer. "You're gonna love it." his lips barely moved, and he pulled me closer until our lips touched and-
"ANNA." Emily's voice broke us apart. She stopped dead in her tracks, now aware of what she did, and shrugged. "You gotta see this." she giggled.
She took my hand and dragged me outside to the pool. My mouth dropped.
Brandon was soaking wet, tied to the diving board.
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Haha, well Anna's more of a dangerous girl than we all thoughtXD
Which brings up; How many guys has she fooled with? And is Cali really that desperate for Cameron? Whooo knows?(:
Please, please, please, comment for a notification<3
Love you all and have a merry Monday!

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capsized*
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November 21, 2013 1:27pm UTC

the world is such a shallow pool. sometimes, we jump
in anyways and hit the bottom. we just have to get back up & breathe. ♥

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somethingmarvellous
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November 18, 2013 2:36pm UTC

Pool ladder disappeared. Send help.

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idarly
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November 1, 2013 12:34pm UTC

Playing Pool with my friends
This boy: I get two goes because you hit my ball
Me: That must've hurt...

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mtndewhm*
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September 20, 2013 10:32pm UTC

So alright I'm on vacation (last night, sad face) and the hotel we're at has a pool, so my family and I went swimming and there was a few other people down there (really hot people if I do say so myself). Well after I was done swimming, I got out of the pool and was walking (WALKING) and I slipped.
And that is why I don't like going outside.

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Misunderstood1997
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August 19, 2013 10:17am UTC

Some guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool,
I handed him a glass of water.

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SoftballMyLife22
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August 8, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Letting all the air out from your lungs and float to the bottom of the pool.

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