Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Polite Quotes

  1. wall-e* wall-e*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2014 3:48pm UTC
    my mom is exetremely polite
    she says please to Siri

  2. Luhan Luhan
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 8:14am UTC
    I thought opening a door for a lady was the polite thing to do,
    But she just screamed and flew out of the plane

  3. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2013 11:20am UTC
    You don't ask for compliments.
    You just don't.

  4. YoungAndNotBeautiful YoungAndNotBeautiful
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    I thought heartbreak was
    When my favourite doll broke
    Or when my ice cream fell to the ground
    Until last week when I lied to you
    And told you I only see you as my brother
    And I only did such a thing
    So that things wouldn’t be awkward anymore
    Because everyone talks
    And you thought it was true
    Even though it was
    But I fooled you with lies
    That’s all I fed you. Just lies.
    And I got my karma.
    Because we don’t share jokes
    Or tease each other anymore
    And you don’t call me your best friend anymore
    Like you did when you would get high
    And that’s because you don’t get high around me anymore
    When we see each other
    It’s during public events
    And when I see you, I manage a smile
    And all our secrets are hidden behind our smiles with
    Just a small greeting, polite and painful
    The smile that once made me laugh now makes me cry.
    And now, I know what heartbreak is.

  5. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    Parents: Remember - always be polite and honest!
    Me: ...do you really expect me to do both?

  6. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:53am UTC
    Should I start making
    --Rules of a Gentleman--

  7. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:40am UTC
    --Rules of a Lady--
    It’s good to be outspoken and blunt but there’s a very fine line between being rude and honest. Never confuse the two.

  8. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:37am UTC
    --Rules of a Lady--
    If you love two men, choose the second, because if you fell in love with the second, then you never truly loved the first.

  9. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:34am UTC
    --Rules of a Lady--
    If there is anything a lady should blow, it should be his mind.

  10. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 9:30am UTC
    --Rules of a Lady--
    Be generous with expressions of gratitude such as: ‘Thank You’ and ‘I appreciate that’.

  11. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 8:47am UTC
    --Rules of a Lady--
    For the love of decency, never chew with your mouth open.

  12. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 8:30am UTC
    --Rules of a Lady--
    Always accept a compliment.

  13. brookeleigh626 brookeleigh626
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    When a girl replies
    with "aww thanks"
    it means shes
    politely asking you
    to return to the
    friend zone that you
    just tried to
    escape from.

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 10:57am UTC
    Civil war in Canada:
    Side 1: Oh sorry, you can start shooting first.
    Side 2: No, that's okay, you gotta do what you gotta do.
    Side 1: No, I insist. It'd be rude otherwise.
    Side 2: It's fine, I don't mind.
    Side 1: I'm telling you, It's only fair.

  15. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 10:42am UTC
    The Salty Coffee - Love Story
    He met her at a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him.
    At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, and she thought to herself, "Please, let me go home..."
    Suddenly he asked the waiter, "Would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee." Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously, "Why you have this hobby?" He replied, "When I was a little boy, I lived near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there." While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched. That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home... Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family.
    That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess married to the prince, and then they were living the happy life... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she knew that's the way he liked it.
    After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said, "My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life's lie. This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt. It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything... Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth, I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste... But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again."
    Her tears made the letter totally wet. Someday, someone asked her, "What's the taste of salty coffee?" She replied, "It's sweet."

  16. kristalorrainee5 kristalorrainee5
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 1:39am UTC
    Honest
    Appreciative
    Perfect
    Polite
    Young
    you are happy.

  17. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 8:26am UTC
    I don't forgive people easily.
    I've been taught all my life that no one really deserves your forgiveness, no matter who they are. However, while I don't forgive people too easily, I can at least act civil towards them. Why? Because you don't have to like someone to be polite to them,
    and that's something we all need to learn.

  18. Niwayu Niwayu
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 12:23pm UTC
    Me being rude:
    Shut the f*ck up.
    Me being polite:
    Please shut the f*ck up.

  19. KKayla KKayla
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    I'm the type of person that will still try and be nice to you.
    Even if I really, really dislike you.

  20. Kyl3ighTennilleXOXOXO Kyl3ighTennilleXOXOXO
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 12:14am UTC
    You know what I don't get?
    What?
    Every time I talk to someone they scream and run away :'(
    I'm not screaming or running away, am I?
    :)
    favorite if you would be the one to be kind to someone who needed a friend or if you have a friend who would do this for you
    XOXOXO,
    Kyl3igh Tennille

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles