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  1. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 10:32am UTC
    Once in a while, admist all your bad days, you'll have a good day.
    A great day even.
    Make sure you remember those days.
    Keep them safely in the pockets of your coat or in a jar on your desk
    because you need to know that there are and will be better days.
    You need to remember how on those days you felt all warm inside,
    like you've just drunk a hot cup of tea.
    Like a small fire has ignited inside of you.
    Hold on to the warmth and never let it go.

  2. xomeggie914 xomeggie914
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    If you think about it,
    pockets are really weird.
    They are just sacs built into
    clothing so you can carry your junk.
    Like you wear your stuff in sacs.

  3. YouNeedALifeBruv* YouNeedALifeBruv*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 7:35am UTC
    What is the point of fake pockets ?

  4. YouNeedALifeBruv* YouNeedALifeBruv*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 7:32am UTC
    What is the point of fake pockets ?

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Fun fact about pants with "fake pockets".
    The pockets aren't actually fake. You have to rip out the seam. The reason they're sewn shut is so they stay flat and, well, not wrinkle before you buy them. But, seriously, they're real pockets.

  6. Sandie Sandie
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 10:22am UTC
    Checking your pockets before putting your clothes in the washing machine
    So you don't get arrested for money laundering

  7. AwkwardTouchTuesday AwkwardTouchTuesday
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    My Brother comes home and pulls out of his pocket:
    His phone
    His keys
    Headphones
    A tissue
    His wallet
    Five dollars in change
    A bottle of Gatorade
    I reached into my pockets and pulled out
    A piece of lint
    A dime
    Yep.

  8. dulldawn001 dulldawn001
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    Girls Pockets: Can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky maybe two.
    Guys Pockets: Can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.

  9. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    I just realized this.
    Wristwatches were created to replace pocket watches, but now everyone just uses their phones. The best part? Phones are kept in people's pockets.

  10. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    That irritating moment when you realize that the pockets on your favorite pair of jeans are fake. *_*

  11. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    I have all the letters in my pocket
    but I don't know how to tie them toghetter
    my hands are bleading ink
    from all the stories that I don't hear

  12. michbart4 michbart4
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    Girls Pockets: Can find a piece of lint. If you're lucky, two pieces of lint
    Guys Pockets: Can find car keys , a phone, a notepad, a claculater , the neighbors
    dog, an appartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.

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