Pickuplines Quotes

hopeless romantic*
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March 16, 2014 6:50pm UTC

well hi there ;) my names kyle but you can call me homework. just put me on the table and do me alllllll night long ;)

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queenofwonderland
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March 14, 2014 1:35pm UTC

Hey there Did you grow up on a chicken farm?
-Cause you know how to raise a cockkkkk ;D

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Bunny_Bri_87
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February 25, 2014 6:37pm UTC

Babe if you were a transformer you would be optimus-fine!

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FreakingPip*
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February 23, 2014 10:48am UTC

Theatre Pickup Line #143
Are you my lines? Because I'll never forget you.

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FreakingPip*
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February 14, 2014 10:02am UTC

Theatre Pick Up Line #141:
Are you the cast list? Because I can't stop looking at you...

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JustBr3athe
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February 4, 2014 6:59pm UTC

Wil you be my valentine? Out of all the people in the world, I hate you the least

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Pick_UpLines
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February 4, 2014 2:55pm UTC

come back to my lab and i'll show you the big bang isn't just a theory.

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RoseNightshade1799
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January 18, 2014 11:20am UTC

Library Pick-Up Line:
"I don't have a library card on me right now,
But can I check you out?"

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kimberlyisalwayshungry
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January 10, 2014 3:54am UTC

If you were a fruit you would be a fineapple

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Jillian Marie*
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January 1, 2014 8:27pm UTC

Are you my clarinet?
Because I want to finger your holes.

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Rolita07*
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December 26, 2013 8:56pm UTC

Funny pick up lines #1
Hey girl feel my sweater, it's boyfriend material.

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ForeverSouless
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December 14, 2013 4:31pm UTC

My friends and I were selling CandyCane Grams during lunch the other day. No one was buying any, so we spent 42 minutes looking up pick-up lines and told them to people who passed us.
My favorite?
"Do you like bacon? ...Wanna strip?"
We we actually got one kid to buy one and put that as his message xD

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DreamLikeReality
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November 20, 2013 7:15pm UTC

This guy: Close your eyes, what do you see?Me: Uhm, nothing?This guy: That would be my life without you

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crazygrrl010296*
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November 20, 2013 4:41pm UTC

Breaking Bad pickup lines
-You are the Lily to my Valley
-My love for you is 99.1% pure
-Come inside my RV and I'll show you some real chemistry
-Your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal

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Jillian Marie*
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November 17, 2013 8:44pm UTC

Amity in the streets, Dauntless in the sheets *wink wink*

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Jillian Marie*
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November 17, 2013 8:31pm UTC

Are you a weeping angel?
Cause I could stare at you all day long.
*ba dum tsss*

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