Phineasandferb Quotes

Rajsonkar
posted a quote
July 8, 2014 11:52pm UTC

"mom! mom!" ..."but! but!"

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 5:53pm UTC

Watching a kids TV show,
and then blaming it on a younger sibling.

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I'mNotOkay*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 12:54pm UTC

Don't worry Isabella,
my Phineas doesn't notice me either.

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cornmuffin
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 5:22pm UTC

How do Phineas and Ferb get 104 days of summer vacation when there aren't even 104 days of summer

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 4:57pm UTC

One dutch
Two dutch
Queens of the double dutch,
we are better then you by this much.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 9, 2013 11:16am UTC

Phineas and Ferb: There's 104 days of summer vacation
Me: There aren't even 104 days of summer.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 12:41pm UTC

PHINEAS AND FERB ON WITTYPROFILES
Phineas: Hey candice, what are you doing
Candice: I'm posting quotes on a website called wittyprofiles where
people favourite your quotes and the quote having more faves than
any other quotes becomes top quote.
Ferb: *blinks eyes*
Phineas: *blinks eyes*
Phineas:ok
In the backyard
Phineas: ferb, i know what we are going to do today
Isabella: hey feneas, whatcha doin ?
Phineas:we are going to make a wittyprofiles account and posts
quote
Isabella: OK, i'll tell you some quotes to post.
Major: angent P. Doofenshmirtz is spending his all time on
computer. He is planning something evil. Go find out
Perry: *goes to doofenshmirtz home*
Stacey: hey candice, isn't that the picture of your brothers on
this account on wittyprofiles.
Candice: yeah, Its thier pic.
Candice: Phineas , ferb, Is the account Paf6324 is your account?
Phineas: yeah candice, this website is good. We posted 100 quotes
and 5000 followes in 1 hour.
Candice: *shocked* what? Thats not fair. Im on witty for 6 months
and got just 50 followers.
Phineas: well, dont be upset, you'll get more
Candice: Im gonna tell this to mom, you are so in trouble.
Random stranger: *comments on Phineas and ferb's account* hey you
guys look so young in profile pic. Aint you too young to have a
witty account?
Phineas: yes, we are
Stranger:ok then its always good to see kids joining witty
Background music: doofenshmirtz evil in corporated
*perry gets trapped in a cage*
Doofenshmirtz: oh hey perry the platipus come. I was waiting for
you. See this, this is delete-inator Ok im going to tell you my
evil plan. My brother is too famous on social networks and i am
not. So i decided to delete his account with this
delete-inator.
Candice: mom mom Phineas and ferb have a secret account on a
website. Come come, over there
Mom: ok candice,
*perry gets himself out of the cage and kicks doofenshmirtz*
*doofenshmirtz switches on delete-inator*
*perry kicks doofenshmirtz*
*doofenshmirtz hits delete-inator which cause change in the
direction of the rays coming from delete-inator*
*rays go to Phineas and ferb's computer and delete thier
account*
*delete-inator gets broken*
Doofenshmirtz: curse you perry the platipus.
Candice: mom mom come *mom comes and checks the computer*
Mom: candice, there is no any account with username Paf6324, but
isn't that you on this account candiceJ.
Candice: but but but *shocked*
Perry:grrr
Phineas: oh there you are perry

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Leonidas32123
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 12:32pm UTC

W h e n s o m e t h i n g goes w r o n g I ye l l :
CURSE y o u PERRY t h e
PLATYPUS !!

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 8:11pm UTC

Candace Party!
Candace Party!
It's not a party
it's an intimate get together!

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永久*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 5:58am UTC

If we could do what Phineas and Ferb do,
Wouldn't it just be amazing? To do what
Phineas and Ferb do,
WOAH. We'd need to get out of our rooms.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Phineas and ferb: i aint got rythm
So you're saying that
you don't have rhythm
But listen at what
you're doing right there
With that stamp and a
book you've got a real
nice hook
Sounds to me like
you've got rhythm to
spare
I have no idea what
your talking about
I've got as much
rhythm as that chair
What happened to me
was a tragedy
But I don't have to be a
millionaire
Look I got a sweet deal
going on here
I've got all the books
that I can read
All these sweet old
ladies and this carpet
from the 80's
What more could a
librarian need?
Besides I ain't got
rhythm
No I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm
You're kidding me right,
you're, you're kidding
me
Don't you see what you
were doing right then
That's a wicked groove
you were starting to
move
Mr., you got rhythm
times 10
I think perhaps that
your not listening
I find it tedious to
repeat
It's no big crime
I just can't keep time
I'm telling you I lost the
beat
I don't need my face on
t-shirts
Or hit a power-chord
guitar
They were screaming
my name
I guess it's a shame
But I don't need to be a
rock star
Besides I ain't got
rhythm
No I ain't got rhythm
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm
Sounds like rhythm to
me
No I ain't got rhythm
Seems like they all
agree
Said I ain't got rhythm
I aint got rhythm
But your laying down
some funky
syncopation
I ain't got rhythm
But you got that beat
No I ain't got rhythm
Look at them, their
stomping their feet
Said I ain't got rhythm
I ain't got rhythm
It's time for you to rock
a brand new generation
Gonna rock a brand new
generation
Cause I ain't got rhythm
Would u just go join the
band
Hey! Look at me!
Hey I got rhythm!

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capsized*
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March 30, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!
Ferb: Yeah, I'm sure you do, you triangle headed c×nt. Maybe I wanted to decide what we do today. Did you ever think of what I want, you faggøt. Do you even f×cking lift?! We have the funds to prevent natural disasters or cure cancer. But no! You'd rather f×ck around and build giant roller coasters and find f×cking dodo birds. U R 1 cheeky c×nt m8, I swear I will wreck you! I swear on my mums life.

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...*
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 4:16pm UTC

Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're going to do today.
Ferb: Yeah, I'm sure you do, you triangle headed c//nt. Maybe I wanted to decide what to do today. But did you ever think of that? No. You never think about anything i want, b//tch. We have the funds to cure cancer and prevent natural disasters, but no, you'd rather f//ck around and build rollercoasters and sh//t.
Stupid b//tch.
Tumblr

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KT_143
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Phineas: Look! A sponge and a starfish!
Phineas: There's gotta be something we can make out of this!
Phineas: Oh no that's ridiculous!
Nickelodeon: Well played Disney, well played.

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 11:03am UTC

Plot Twist
Phineas and Ferb go to school.

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 2:56pm UTC

30 day challenge ♥
day 1- 15 facts about you.
day 2- the initials of the person you love.
day 3- your closest friends to you.
day 4- the thing you most fear.
day5- the saddest moment in your life.
day6- favorite sport(s).
day7- favorite song.
day8- your deepest secret.
day9- first impression on the guy you like now.
day10- last time you cried.
day11- thing closest to your heart.
day12- when you hear this song you cry.
day13- place wanna visit really badly.
day14- favorite book.
day15- favorite animal.
day16- favorite show.
day17- last time someone hurt you.
day18- the story behind your life.
day19- person who scares you the most.
day20- last major injury.
day21- favorite youtube video.
day22- phone type.
day 23- biggest confession.
day 24- last break up.
day 25- last heart break.
day 26- the day you regret the most.
day 27- first friend.
day 28- favorite drink.
day 29- a letter to someone in your family.
day 30- a letter to a friend.
Day 11- Believe it or not, the thing closest to my heart is my Perry the Platypus stuffed animal.

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lollipop213
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 7:07pm UTC

I wish I had a summer like Phineas and Ferb.
Dont We all!?!

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