Best Pervert Quotes This Month

*Elena;~ ♥*
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March 27, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Se./x meant a gender
B./itch meant a female dog
Di/.ck was a name
B.J was a nickname
Rubber was nothing but an eraser
As/.s was an animal
Screw was just a tool
Ba./lls meant a round toy
Nuts meant a dry fruit
& then I met the internet

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 12:13pm UTC

Accidentally sending ;) instead of :)
and feeling like you just offered them your body.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Wow, my neighbours get terrible phone reception under their bed.

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 12:57am UTC

if i act like a pervert around you that means im comfortable with you.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 2:32am UTC

Guy: Wanna see my d*ck?
Me: No.
Guy: I wanna show you my d*ck.
Me: Please don't.
Guy: Here's a picture of my d*ck.
Me: Oh god, eye-molestation.
Guy: Send me a pic of u.
Me: *sends picture of obese, very hairy
old man, dressed in drag as retaliation*
Me: That's me bby <3
Haven't heard from him since.

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Fun Fact#1
Apodyopsis, is the act of mentally undressing someone.
:o
Did you know that being a pervert had a cool word for it?

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✨Clueless✨*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 10:01pm UTC

I'm such a pervert
and I don't even care

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16oclarke
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 1:22pm UTC

...I'm kind of a lady....but definitely more of a pervert.

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Alexisiscool
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 3:16pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: IM NOT A PERVERT
Stranger: hey :) Y
ou: HEWWO
Stranger: cool lol
You: XD
You: im just a small town girl
Stranger: erm... how old are you?
You: 18000000
You: you?
You: XD
You: ♥
Stranger: so your a small town girl who is 18000000 years old?
You: yesh
Stranger: right lol :S
You: XD
You: wbu?
Stranger: so where are you from?
Stranger: planet?
You: A lonely world
You: im joking
You: I live in hell
You: On hell, in hell
Stranger: alright then
You: IM SATANS DAUGHTER
You: RUN BOY RUN
Stranger: right... Stranger: i'm gonna skip ya know
Stranger: now*

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