Perfume Quotes

TheCovertComic
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September 15, 2023 11:34pm UTC

I'm not the least bit surprised that machines have become sentient. Everything gets its own fragrance nowadays.

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Crazy girl*
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May 25, 2014 4:54pm UTC

My dad brought 2 nice perfumes from holiday but its a shame there quite small, oh well I wont use much then, haha

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absent *
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April 23, 2014 5:57pm UTC

Sharing perfume with your friends so that you all walk into class smelling the same. :')

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wonderful_me
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March 7, 2014 2:47am UTC

Why do perfume bottles come decorativaly in different shapes and sizes?
Like, doesn't it matter what it smells like on the inside than the looks on the outside?
"Ooh, that perfume bottle looks so cute with that little twist and how we hold it on its side."
*found in the back of the drawer and never used ever again*

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Nikki Sixx*
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January 30, 2014 8:55am UTC

Some girls should just take a shower instead of drowning themselves in perfume

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lyricsparadise
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January 16, 2014 6:04pm UTC

So I, wait for you to callAnd I try to act naturalhave you been thinking 'bout her or about meAnd while I wait I put on my perfume, yeah I want it all over youI gotta mark my territory

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capsized*
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January 15, 2014 2:21pm UTC

I'll never tell, tell on
myself, but I hope she smells my perfume.♥

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Lethal*
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December 27, 2013 9:41am UTC

Am I being paranoid?
Am I seeing things?
Am I just insecure?

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*Tori Leigh*
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December 23, 2013 10:34pm UTC

does anyone else have like a bunch of perfume bottles in their room that they never use or is that just me

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
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November 24, 2013 7:51pm UTC

i think the reason...
perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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The Day Dream Expert *
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September 13, 2013 3:25pm UTC

At Lunch Today
Me: ZACH LEAVE.
Him: o.0
Me: *hugs him* NO I'M KIDDING I LOVE YOU.
Him: I love you too
Me: *backs off* why do you smell like perfume?
Him: ...because you're wearing some.
Me: Oh...yeah. I knew that.

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Vanessa15*
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August 11, 2013 4:59am UTC

me: *walking in shop*
me: sees a perfume by a cleb i hate*
me: god dam why does it have to smell so good

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Leonidas32123
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July 2, 2013 2:27pm UTC

I kinda think Male Cologne♥
smells better than
Female Purfume

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VintageParis
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June 28, 2013 1:14pm UTC

lana del rey releases a perfume
lana del spray

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dolph*
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May 26, 2013 1:47pm UTC

I think the reason perfume adverts are so weird
is that they have to advertise a smell without using smells

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Everybodydotheflop
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May 1, 2013 1:29pm UTC

Bestfriend: I smell perfume
Bestfriend: Do you smell perfume?
Bestfriend: *shoves hand in face*

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Sandie
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April 19, 2013 12:52pm UTC

when someone that passes you smells nice
and you take a deep breath

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*Freedom*
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April 9, 2013 6:32pm UTC

Puttin’ my defences up
'Cause I Don't Want To Fall In Love
If I ever did that
I think I’d have a
Heart Attack
❤

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Patrick_Stop*
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April 4, 2013 8:20pm UTC

*At a basketball game with Emily*
*The cheer-leaders come out at half-time*
Emily: ERMERGERD. The cheerleaders!
Me: Ugh. Their perfume comes off in waves.
Emily: You can almost FEEL the Victoria's Secret...

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BeautifullyMe
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March 4, 2013 11:13pm UTC

Me: *sleeping peacefully*
Niece: Ash, Ash, Ash!
Me: *half awake* What?
Niece: Smell this perfume.
Me:.....

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