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GhostTown
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March 22, 2015 2:07pm UTC

The audio that P.E teachers play during the Pacer Test is what you will hear while entering the depths of hell.

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GhostTown
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February 18, 2015 7:23pm UTC

One time during P.E class this kid had to leave for the History Bee and he came back like thirteen minutes later and yelled, "I LOST!" at the top of his lungs and everybody in the gym started applauding him.

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trishafaye819
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October 16, 2014 1:37pm UTC

So I blacked out in gym today and just fell down I guess. Next thing I knew I was on the floor coughing. Hmm... Totally random. That's NEVER happened before. .-.

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Crazy girl*
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June 18, 2014 1:34pm UTC

PE doesn’t stand for physical education it stands for public embarrassment.

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Kin
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March 27, 2014 10:58pm UTC

I take P.E. with the special needs people and one day we were in the indoor gym playing frisbee golf then this one guy named Mark pointed out a spider in the corner so I start walking the other way and heres out conversations.
Mark: "What Julian you afriad of bugs?"
Me: "No I just really hate spiders."
Mark: "Why? They wont hurt you."
Me: "They can bite you."
Mark: "Man girls are afraid of everything."
Me: "No we arent. But most of us are afraid of spiders."
Mark: "JULIAN THERES A SPIDER BEHIND YOU!"
Me: "Dont do thatttt!!!"
Mark: "Baby..."
Yea I absolutly hate spiders but I find it funny how the special needs people love to mess with me ahaha I love them :P

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Vinita*
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March 4, 2014 10:14pm UTC

Song: and I can't change even if I tried, even if I wanted toMe:and I can't do a pushup, even if I tried, even if I wanted to

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britany*
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November 21, 2013 10:04pm UTC

*during PE*
My Friend: It's so cold today
Me: You know what else is cold?
Me: My soul

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Vinita*
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November 14, 2013 8:02pm UTC

*doing stretches*
Teacher:Hold this stretch for 10 seconds
Me:one purple unicorn, two purple unicorn

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iambubbles
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 10:04pm UTC

They say excercising is good for you
but when I am excercising
I feel like I am dieing
Anyone else?
Only me?
Ok...

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SouthernGirlCharm
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October 2, 2013 6:13pm UTC

*walks into p.e. with a bag of funyons*
practically explains itself...

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CrackedRedLips
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September 24, 2013 11:18am UTC

When I was in P.E today the teacher announced we'd be doing basketball..
Everytime someone got hit in the face I laughed with an evil grin on my face and thought to myself
"ohh Karma I love you.."

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coolsuperstarz
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September 17, 2013 9:47am UTC

Do you remember writing letters like:
Dear PE teacher.
My child cant do PE becoz they are ill today .
Sorry it wont happen again .
From ____ 's mum.

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Vinita*
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September 5, 2013 9:55pm UTC

So my P.E. teacher was like,"Okay guys, you need to stop cussing. If you do, you will loose all of your participation points for the day." So I'm thinking,"Pfft, no problemo. If anyone doesn't cus, its me." Next thing you know, i said sh*t three times and dammit twice.

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Lane *
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August 28, 2013 8:11pm UTC

So in P.E. today the teacher decided that were going to do heart monitoring and we have to put on this belt thing to have our heart checked and it goes on the top part of our stomach and I'm in an all girl P.E. class so the teacher she's a woman and she has to check them and I have scars and whatever on my stomach and I started crying and didn't do it so I got in trouble.

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ayeitzemilayyy
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 1:34pm UTC

Why do we need school?
Music: We have youtube for that!
PE: There's a wii.
Spanish: There's Dora.
English: Everything's shorted anyway.
[LOL,IDK,BRB]
Math: That's why we have calculators.
Geography: I'll buy a globe.
History: They're all dead anyway...

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Asking_Alexis
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August 24, 2013 10:15am UTC

Today in PE this girl decides to play some music for us while we work out and she started playing d eath metal and everyone looked at her like "The fvck is this" so she stopped playing it and out if no where this girl in the corner of the room goes "EXCUSE ME I WAS WORSHIPPING THE DE VIL HERE COULD YOU PLEASE TURN THAT BACK ON" and I seriously couldn't breathe and everyone was scared for their safety.

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iambubbles
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 8:21pm UTC

And then
Satan invented
P.E.

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hemmo1996*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 4:02pm UTC

Me in PE: *Tries to run after ball and trips over my own shadow*
Me at a concert: *Guitarist throws pick into crowd, I vault over 20 people, drop-kick all surrounding competition, double backflip and catch the pick between my two front teeth*

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 7:22pm UTC

What sucks is
when you aren't athletic,
and you have p.e with a class of people who are and are extremely
enthusiastic about sports and take it way too sersiously, and you're just there.

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dunner*
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 4:34am UTC

* In PE touching our toes to stretch*
Teacher: *walks around* 1,2,3~
Guy: *twerks*
Person next to him: *whispers* bubble butt bubble bubble bubble butt

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