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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2016 1:33am UTC
    Is there a pill for wishing there was?

  2. wannabe wannabe
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2015 5:50pm UTC
    "You know," I sighed, glancing at my feet. "If you knew anything, you'd understand that the biggest problem with me isn't that I have depression or that I'm ungrateful or even that I just hate life. It's not that I'm crazy, or stupid, or just damn ignorant. I just never listen. To anyone, really. My skull is made of eleven layers of lead that can barely be penetrated by a bullet. Nothing seems to make sense to me simply because I can't make sense of that. And, I guess I'm sorry I have no idea what's going on anymore. But I don't know what I'm talking about, really. Maybe you are right. I'm just some stupid, crazy, ignorant, depressed girl who hates life."
    "paradox"
    adapted from my instagram account phobic_tiger - go follow it, it's more frequently updated and there's more stuff like thiiiis :D

  3. BluRoseHeart* BluRoseHeart*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2014 11:28pm UTC
    A UNIVERSAL PARADOX
    "You're free to chose, but you are not free
    from the consequence of your choice. "

  4. myusernamedoesntmatter myusernamedoesntmatter
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 6:38am UTC
    I call it: the hipster paradox
    I ask you; how many hipsters do there need to be before being a hipster becomes "mainstream" thus rendering the term "hipster" null and void?
    *now, even though I felt extremely clever when I thought of this two days ago, a quick look on google showed that I'm not the first one to think this up...darn!

  5. SomeoneShouldSayIt SomeoneShouldSayIt
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    Anyone who's been in love understands paradox: an apparent contradiction that is somehow true. Love makes you blissful and miserable. It's frightening nd healing. It's physical nd spiritual. It's incredibly fragile yet so strong it seems deathless. In short, love is a potent puzzle that we never solve. -Brit Lit Book (renaissance period sonnets)

  6. Derek_McEpic Derek_McEpic
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE.

  7. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 2:48am UTC
    What an interesting paradox this is,
    for your happiness is mine, but for you to be happy, I must first be glad.

  8. kowhyda* kowhyda*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 1:21pm UTC
    The below statement is false.
    The above statement is true.

  9. FactSphere FactSphere
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    The sentence below is false.
    The sentence above is true.

  10. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 12:58am UTC
    "This statement is false."
    People think little of this statement. It's actually a paradox. Allow me to explain; If it was telling the truth, and it was actually false, then it would would be TRUE, which would counteract it being false.Now say it was false. Then it would be telling the truth, and, yet again, would be counteracting itself. It CAN'T be FALSE, and it CAN'T be TRUE.
    Mind blown?
    Or just confuzzled?

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2013 9:58pm UTC
    I'm a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of sad things that make me sad. I'm lazy, yet I'm ambitious. I don't like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don't care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I'ma conflicted contradiction. If I can't figure myself out, there's no way anyone else has.

  12. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    I always stand up for what I believe in, which makes believing in sitting down really hard to do.

  13. xKeepMySecret xKeepMySecret
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    I am a paradox.
    I want to be happy,
    but I think of things that make me sad.
    I'm lazy, yet I'm ambitious.
    I don't like myself, but I also love who I am.
    I say I don't care, but I really do.
    I crave attention,
    but reject it when it comes my way.
    I'm a conflicted contradiction.
    I just can't figure myself out,
    there's no way anyone else has.

  14. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 1:44am UTC
    I have found the paradox,
    that, if you love until it hurts,
    there can be no more hurt,
    only more love.

:)

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