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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 10:30pm UTC

Oh, I have all my fingers,
the knife goes chop chop chop.
If I miss the spaces in between,
my fingers will come off.
And if I hit my fingers,
the blood will soon come out.
But all the same,
I play this game,
cause thats what its all about.
Oh, CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
Im picking up the speed
And If I hit my fingers
then my hand will start to bleed.
Not mine, its the knife gameeee
(I'm not good at this game, i have like 30 stab wounds in my hand.... lolwhoops)

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 6:09pm UTC

When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof,
I was shocked.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 3:59pm UTC

hiding
how you really feel and trying to make everyone happy doesn't make you nice it just makes you a liar
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 8:54pm UTC

Me: Hey mom. Can I -
Mom: No.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Soda Can:
Pringles Guy:
Walmart:
Dinosaur:
Steve:
Me: I was going to ask if you loved me.
Mom: Leave me alone.
REJECTED

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 9:04pm UTC

The sad part is,
Once you finally let someone have
You, they stop doing
What it took to get you.
NMQ
Very fitting oh my gosh so fitting...

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 4:46pm UTC

Dentist: *stabs my gums with metal pick*
Dentist: The only reason you're bleeding is because you don't floss enough.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 7:11pm UTC

To this day, I don't think he knows
just how much he hurt me.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 2:09pm UTC

I hate when you miss someone,
And they can't even pretend to care.
NMQ

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 9:52pm UTC

Overprotective Parents
Raise the best
Liars.
♥

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 8:41pm UTC

Today, I bruised my big toe because I ran it
over with the wheel of a computer chair...
while I was sitting in the chair.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 5:47pm UTC

I cried during the relationship,
all of the times he said he hated me,
all of the times he started fights
over events that didn't even happen,
all of the times he was done with me.
He cried after the relationship
when he realized that he'd gone too far,
started too many fights with me
hurt me too many times, and that I really was
done with him.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 9:39pm UTC

Me: Oh my god why do you listen to this terrible music?
My brother: Sorry I'd rather not be given music advice by someone who listens to Bowling for Soup
Me: ...

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 7:35pm UTC

Ouch.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 10:00pm UTC

There isn't any problem that can't be solved
by getting really really drunk.
don't listen to me.

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lillan122
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 10:58am UTC

You're either ugly or sl/tty
You're either a ugly goth or a trust fund baby
You're either a cutting emo or a emotionless pig
You're either Fat or a twig!
You're either a raindow or a rainy day
You're either a worthless virgin or a wh/re
You're either a geek or a idiot
You're either sterotyped or non-exsitant

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 1:07pm UTC

You will never realize
How much pain
You put me through

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 12:53am UTC

After darkness comes the light,
But where are you, to dull my fright?
Light may come, light may shine,
But where are you, you were mine.
Mine? To take the pain?
Mine? To keep me sane?
But where are you, the dark is here,
Where are are you, the light is near.
But withough you the light won't shine,
Where are you, you are mine.
random poem don't hate me D:
MYPOEM.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 6:11pm UTC

I was just so used to having you around....
it kinda caught me off guard when that changed is all.
But i understand,
i took too long.

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RingoStar
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 5:54pm UTC

Don't you just hate it when
you're about to hug a really
good-looking person and
then your head hits the mirror

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 5:56pm UTC

I used to know you so well....

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