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  1. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 4:20pm UTC
    you know when you're talking to someone and they do something so unbearably rude that you're like
    if i had a knife, you would be dead right now
    lskdjflksdjflsdkjfsdlkjfsd

  2. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 3:35am UTC
    Me on 31st December: I'm gonna lose weight, get straight A's, be more social, and pretty much the best version of me I can be.
    Me on 3rd January: Lolz.

  3. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    if someone ever falls in love with me I will die of shock, no kidding

  4. AddictedToLife AddictedToLife
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    I feel like a bad joke.

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