Newwitty Quotes

polaroidmgc*
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May 10, 2014 8:41pm UTC

Who else was on Witty when we were obsessing over One Direction, crying over Dumbledores death and the end of HP, making Plot Twist quotes, doing WittyWeek (let's find eachother!) and the long quotes about nothing..

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poprocker
posted a quote
April 25, 2014 9:57pm UTC

i have no friends.
this is me

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ArcticBrittany
posted a quote
March 8, 2014 10:48pm UTC

Adding my input on the New // Old Witty debate that has been happening lately.
This quote is kind of irrelevant bc i didnt even know about this webiste till Feb 26th
but i like it here. Some people say it was "better a few years ago" and i cant say it's better now bc as i said before
i dont know but so far this website has been pretty great for me. I like reading the quotes, and posting them
(even though most of the time its just lyrics or a movie quote) and people seem nice.

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Bae*
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 4:52pm UTC

GUYS ITS ALMOST MY WITTY ANNIVERSARY IM SCREAMING WITH EXCITEMENT YEAH!!!!

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Nikki Sixx*
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 3:19pm UTC

Ok, so I feel pretty stupid asking this but why do some usernames have a * by them, but some don't?

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Ofwgkta*
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 1:50pm UTC

New witty account :o
Feel lonely.

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 9:50am UTC

New theory as to why Witty is apparently less popular now:
So, Witty got most of its regular users around 2011, right? Around then, most of them were 14, 15, 16. We're almost in 2014 now, meaning about three years have past. So, should those users have stayed, their current ages would be 17, 18, or 19. That's quite a difference from the people we were dealing with originally. They have changed and grown, and they probably don't want to still be with the website as they were when they were 14, so they started contributing to this website less and less frequently until they eventually became inactive. Now, if Witty didn't have a steady stream of newcomers and the above was happening, what would be the product? This, I reckon.

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Fading.From.Reality*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Did anyone else get more excited
than they should have when they
realised that the new Witty gives
you a cute cat picture when you
are new if you don't have a photo
yet

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Niall_in_style
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 1:39pm UTC

When you hover over "Witty" at the upper left corner, rainbow cats say "Happy Birthday".
And today is my birthday....

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AngelwithaSecret*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 12:55am UTC

Me: Wow! Witty looks great! *glances at the user profile in the corner*
Me: *gulps*
Me: *hesitantly hovers mouse over the pic*
Me: *clicks and table of contents opens like it always used to*
Me: OH THANK THE LORD
so glad Steve didn't change the thing....

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 8:53pm UTC

Wow, many changes in witty. Default profile picture is Cat's pictures now. Even mobile quote editor has changed. It's gonna take sometime for me to get used to it -.-

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someoneinhiding
posted a quote
September 16, 2013 8:25pm UTC

(on the new witty) OMG I'M FLYING THROUGH SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (stares at my computer for hours) oh, yeah, I was supposed to be doing homework. Oopps... 3... 2... 1.... BLAST OFF!!!

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NezhoniiLovesTheFay
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 5:52pm UTC

ok so idk know if you guys have noticed but on the new witty Steve made all the new wittians who dont have profile pictures yet, all have liitle cartoon cats inplace of the blank grey faceless person its like awe welcome to witty little guys you'll love it here its puuurrrfect

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boycrazy97
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 5:03pm UTC

Hey Witty I am sorta new I havent
.
really got on here till this week so
.
Follow me please :) I follow back..
.
I'm just on here looking for new friends:)

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MatthewD
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 8:03pm UTC

Okay, I need username ideas. Something with "Matt"
↓

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converse_girl17
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 10:54pm UTC

Okay, all the 'Top Witty People' have had their fair share of rant about this, and I personally agree with them.
Not only are the 'Fave if...' quotes becoming far too frequent, but people fave them and respond with hate. It's unnessessary to hate on them, but the quote is no better either.
The rate of Witty ressession is astronomically too high, old Wittians are leaving, and the new ones are entering a hostile battle-field. It's up to us to keep Witty running, we need to do a better job at it.
Rajsonkar and BringMeTheEric's fight. It's not my buisness, and I honestly think it's not yours either, let them argue it out, it will pass soon enough.
The texting talk. Using 'u' and '2' instead of 'you' and 'too' makes you look uneducated and does not help Witty look like a better place. Check the Top Quotes. Do many of them have 'text talk'? No. They don't.
Okay, this next one is my biggie.
THE COMPLAINTS TO STEVE.
These are childish, unnessesary, petty complaints that make you look like a petty pitiful person. Steve created this site for people to express opinions. Opinions you may NOT agree with. You can voice your opinion, I'm all for it, but that does NOT mean, run over to Steve's page and tattle and complain about it. Also, complaining about the site itself? Really? He's trying his best to make this an enjoyable place for YOU! Don't make it any more difficult for him than it already is.
Hate comments are rampid. They make people feel bad for expressing their opinion, so instead of typing 'you're a d/mb a/ss and you're wrong. I'm right b/tch!' why not just tell them what you think and drop it.
Ok, I'll admit, I'm a slight hypocrite, if something bashes my religion- I get a little hateful. And in the first few Witty changes I complained a bit, but I've grown to like the 'New Witty.'
Can we stop the hate and arguing? And instead just write some quotes worth writing? Witty is a place to make quotes to express not impress. To be yourself, not be an a*s.
Let's help make Witty a nicer place.

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PoetessEmily
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 3:10am UTC

I honestly don't like this new format; I like the old better.
I don't like the hashtags. I miss the categories.
Continue Scrolling now.

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Morganne*
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 2:24pm UTC

Disseminate?
Disseminate?
These words Steve. They- They hurt my fragile potato brain

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abbfab99
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 8:57pm UTC

I wasn't part of the old witty, but hearing everyone else talk about it makes me wish I was.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 9:34pm UTC

- When Witty Changes -
Me -At first-: Oh my gosh.
How doI even work this new
fangled technology? I'm lost..
It will never be the same
-Cries a lot and never leaves
room-
Me - Now -: How did I even
survive before this new Witty?

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