Best Myfriends Quotes This Week

FlorenceSong
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 5:09pm UTC

Dear parents,
that have banned their children from watching/reading/playing
harry potter,
percy jackson,
lord of the rings,
call of duty,
skyrim,
assassin's creed,
doctor who,
supernatural,
game of thrones,
and
sherlock,
that's your choice as a parent,
-but just know-
your child now has
nothing
to contribute at lunch table converstations

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 8:09pm UTC

it's gotten to the point where
where we don't even send texts to each other.
we just send emojis

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Lolsorue_girl
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 4:27pm UTC

James: My name is Bond,James Bond
Friend: My name is Please,B.tch Please
Me: My name is Yeah,F.ck Yeah

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 10:16pm UTC

So our school has coronations/chocolates you can give to your valentine
Conversation today with my friends
My friend: I think I'm just going to send myself chocolates
Me: Well why not? Just because we're single doesn't mean we don't deserve chocolates
My friend: Maybe I will buy 4 so I could be like glen coco and they could be like 4 for you Glen Coco and none for Gretchen Wieners
Me: Laughing so hard

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AnotherAverageTeenageGirl
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 5:47pm UTC

Me: I'm ready for this day to be over.
Friend: Why?! Its valentine day!
Friend: Oh its because your single huh?
Friend: And today is just everyone shoving that fact down your throat
Friend: Its okay to be single, really
Friend: I mean you should get used to it, you're probably going to be single for the rest of your life
Me: ..... I just wanted school to be over.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: Oh....
My bestfriend everyone.

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AnotherAverageTeenageGirl
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 6:09pm UTC

Today I told my friend that is you poke someone's belly button for 3 seconds its considered r@pe.
For the next hour she tried to poke my belly button.
I don't know how I should feel that my friend was so eager to try to r@pe me.

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Music_Is_Freedom
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 8:03pm UTC

you broke her heartyou broke heryou brokeyouare the worst person I've ever knownand you go by everydaypretending that nothing happenedhow cruel could you be

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Crazy_Beautiful202
posted a quote
June 25, 2014 10:11pm UTC

.....
Some of the most comforting words in the universe are, "me too." That moment when you find out that your struggle is also someone else's struggle, that you are not alone, and that others have been down the same road.
.....

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skimmingthepavement
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 12:25pm UTC

I bracing myself for the onslaught of
DRAMA

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lilster62
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 5:36pm UTC

I set fire to the grass.
Watch it burn as I touch your elbow!

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Princess.Alexia*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 3:24pm UTC

i need a best friend who will stay with me throught rumors and will stick with me through hard breakups

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FreakingPip*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 8:24pm UTC

Me: Biology was my favorite subject last year...I really started loving it when we started talking about mitosis.
It'll probably end up being the love of my life... ;)
My Friend: You'll probably find a guy, but he won't be as good.

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Superman12345
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Candace: OMG HE ASKED YOU OUT!!! OMG. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CALLS FOR?!?! THE RETARDED DINOSUAR!!!!!*does the retarded dinosuar*
Me: no...he didn't. I just said that so you would show me the retarded dinosuar...
Candace -______-are you f***ing kidding? I did the retarded dinosuar for NOTHING!!!!!
Me: Pretty much *laughs hysterically*
Candace *doesn't talk to me for an hour then tries to suffocate me with a pillow*
yepp....that's pretty much a summary of all of my friends....

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AnotherAverageTeenageGirl
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 3:32pm UTC

My friend just told me she is wearing aloe infused socks.
What does that even mean?!

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