Best Middle Quotes This Week

Hale_Storm18
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February 20, 2013 10:11am UTC

Sexually active middle schoolers
scare me

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happiest*
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August 24, 2013 2:33pm UTC

I'm having one of those days
where my middle finger is answering every question.

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Jordan.*
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January 4, 2014 8:42pm UTC

Oh cool, my middle finger likes you.

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doublesidedice
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June 7, 2013 10:06am UTC

Too weak to hope.
Too strong to give up.
Just stuck in the middle.

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SparklingMeh
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Things Middle Schoolers Say
Girl#1: "Oh no you DIDN"T!!! Hold my earrings!"
Girl#2: " Don't act like that Alicia. You were raised better than that."
Girl#3: "Kayla stop acting like Dr. Phil. And Alicia your not wearing any earrings, and no one said anything to you......

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KatarinaMikaelson
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December 26, 2014 3:55am UTC

Cause we're PEO
& we're PEOPLE like him
ARE THE REASON WHY
WE HAVE MIDDLE FINGERS
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musicure
posted a quote
February 9, 2018 10:37am UTC

i'm just a little bit caught in the middle
life is a maze, love is a riddle

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SparklingMeh
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February 16, 2013 8:03pm UTC

Things Middle Schoolers Say
Kid#1: "What time is it?"
Kid#2:"*Pops out from nowhere* Adventure Time!!!!"

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SparklingMeh
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February 16, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Things Middle Schoolers Say
Sixth Graders: *Giggle and run by*
7th&8th Graders: I hate 6th graders.

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doublesidedice
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April 8, 2013 9:59pm UTC

I'm half of everything.
Half American, Half Lebanese.
Half one Christianity, Half another.
Half girly, Half tomboy.
Half insane, Half Not.
Half ambitious, Half lazy.
I'm half of everything.
That means I'm nothing. In the middle and undefined.

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SparklingMeh
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February 16, 2013 8:06pm UTC

Things Middle Schoolers Say
Girl#1: Why do I have so much homework!
Me: You don't know what homework is. -_-

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BabyCakes412
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March 21, 2013 12:26pm UTC

When you're in a class & you were paying attention but still don't get anything the teacher was saying...

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*Freedom*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:11pm UTC

Elementary School
Teacher: I'll call your parents.
Me: Please no! NO! *Cries*
Middle School
Teacher: I'll call your parents.
Me: Please no! NO! *Cries*
High School
Teacher: I'll call your parents.
Me: Please no! NO! *Cries*

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daisybug2000
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 12:03pm UTC

Yeah,
I know.
I'm just the useless child,
I can't do anything right
I never get attention
And when I do
It's because I did something wrong in your eyes.
I try to get the best grades,
I try to be the good child
It doesn't work out,
Because I'll always do something wrong
I'm just 'That stupid middle child'
That 'Attention seeker'
That girl who act's retarded but is really Smart
The girl that wanted to make people laugh
Even if it meant making me cry instead
Sincerely,
That stupid middle child

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unionjlittlemix
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 8:42am UTC

can someone please explain to me how old middle schoolers are?
im not american.

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Corinne ✞*
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October 26, 2013 9:56am UTC

friend; Is your house haunted?
Me; I dont really know, but you know i actually hear footsteps up my hallway at night and the door closes by its self at night and you hear cat noises in my wardrobe then when you open it it stops and theres nothing there. But no I dont think so. Did you mum say you could stay?
Friend; Umm.. well I just realized im busy sorry.
-they leave the house-
Me; Okay -eats food casually-

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 4:11pm UTC

middle school is just like elementary school but instead you can swear and nobody gives a s.hit

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 2:33pm UTC

Middle fingers up,
I don't give a f!uck.

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
March 3, 2014 9:20am UTC

Middle finger in the air.
(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

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Sugarlollies78
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 6:24am UTC

”It’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh’ and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.”
- Tommy Cooper

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