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1. CookieMonster09*
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   August 16, 2013 3:47pm UTC
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2. Vinita*
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2014 2:29pm UTC
   Summer expectation: Get thin, get a boyfriend, gain the ability to do a pushup, tan, swim, go over to friends houses, PARTAYYYYY, eat like I'm not going to gain weight, meet a unicorn
   Summer reality: Food
   
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3. alishaa👽*
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2013 8:10am UTC
   Just give me something to hold on to..
   
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4. LostGirls*
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   March 26, 2013 9:22pm UTC
   I think it would suck for a guy if a woman was to go to war because when it is her time of month, she will not give a stuff whos side your on, she will shoot you anyway!
   
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5. AlabamaGirl
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2013 5:42pm UTC
   Calling some ugly won't make you pretty.
   Calling someone dumb won't make you smart.
   Calling someone fake won't make you real.
   
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