Best Mhmm Quotes Today

CookieMonster09*
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September 13, 2013 3:30pm UTC

tbh i literally say 'literally and tbh' literally all the time tbh

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Vinita*
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February 20, 2014 10:29am UTC

I would just like to thank all of my amazing fans
I mean, followers.
I totally meant followers.

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MyWittyProfile
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November 16, 2013 8:46pm UTC

TEACH
ME
HOW
TO
LOVE
AGAIN

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ladybu272
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December 2, 2013 5:24pm UTC

Exit the womb they said
Life will be great they said

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*Yours Truly*
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December 20, 2014 2:44am UTC

My future spouse should know:
-I live in books
-I have a billion notebooks, but only use a handful of them.
-I will get excited if a song I like comes on the radio.
-I take horrendously long showers.
-I don't cry much, but when I do, it's at my lowest.
-A hug can go a long way.
-I'm as loyal as they get.
-I get very uncomfortable around too many people.
-I drink coffee all the time.
-I check my watch a lot so I have something to do, not because I have somewhere to be.
-I love surprises.
-I love when people leave little random notes for me. (Post-its, inside covers of books, ect.)
-There isn't a single day that I won't listen to the things on your mind.
-I get through most days by thinking "It'll pass. We'll figure it out."

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CookieMonster09*
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October 6, 2013 6:14pm UTC

We expect way too much from pop stars. They have to be skinny but not too skinny. They have to be sexy but not too sexy. They have to be smart but not too smart. They have to be part of the subterranean lizard revolution to overthrow the government but not in a way that makes it obvious. Why can’t we just let them live??

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Vinita*
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September 12, 2013 9:55pm UTC

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple" ~My Dad

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Vinita*
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March 2, 2014 9:28pm UTC

Caitlin: oh my friend went into laborAndrew: how old is he I mean she

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Vinita*
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May 26, 2014 6:02pm UTC

I gave my toilet a lap dance once

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Vinita*
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May 17, 2014 5:12pm UTC

Fnazztastical: (adj.)
Fantastic, snazzy, and magical,
Normally used to describe people who follow mamacal8