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  1. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:37am UTC
    What IF:
    Everyone here has their witty screen name pinned to the back of their shirt so when they go in public you can see how many of us really do exist on witty profiles

  2. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 11:31am UTC
    Help me!
    So ever since the beginning of this school year, me and this boy started talking. We danced at homecoming, we texted all the time. We sat by each other at sport events. It was perfect! Then in February he asked me out on Valentine's Day. I'm pretty sure his friends told him to. Everyone said were like the "cutest" couple in our grade I guess.. Both the same height, tan, shy, etc. Well we hung out quite a bit with some other couples in our grades on weekends. We would watch movies and go to peoples houses! I loved it. On our last day of school, we got a picture together. I put it on instagram and it got over 40 likes. Upperclassmen even commented on it saying we were adorable. So summer came around and he's in baseball. We havn't hung out in a while. The first Saturday of the summer, we went to a party. He sat next to me and I could smell his breath- it smelled like beer. I left the party and was so angry! I didn't confront him about this. Why would he drink, why. His friends told him to do it. (He's probably pressured by his friends) One of my other guy friends told me he had been drinking with some other guys. Seriously? It was his first time. We're only freshmen. I was mad. But this isn't all. The following week, there was another summer party. I didn't end up going, it sounded like trouble. Appearently he was there with some friends and they were hiding in the treehouse, drinking. Again. Then since I (his girlfriend) didn't go, he found a replacement girl. They cuddled and grinded and drunk together all night. But what hurt me most is that my best friends saw him, and he told them not to tell me. But since I have great friends, they told me. SO (sorry if you're still reading this, it's almost done) the next Monday, I texted him and asked him if he needed to tell me anything that happened on Saturday. He said no, why? DENYING IT ALL. I knew everything he did. Finally before I could question anything, he texted me saying we should break up because we didn't hang out and we didn't kiss and we should just be friends. Serioiusly like why are guys such jerks. I thought he was my everything. I'm sure his friends told him to break up with me too. Idk, I'm just trying to forget about this. Help me witty, what should I do!?

  3. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 11:20am UTC
    Think.
    The person you are going to marry
    Probably hasn't even met you yet.

  4. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    »My Songs Know What You Did
    In the Dark♥
    format by MegaFunsize101

  5. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    I'm pretty sure guys don't know that
    Girls find out everything..

  6. Stories4you Stories4you
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    I WANT THIS SUMMER
    » TO BE THE BEST ONE YET «
    FORMAT BY MEGAFUNSIZE101

  7. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    Every new beginning comes from
    SOME OTHER BEGINNG'S END

  8. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    This is for all the girls.
    Boys all over the word.
    Whatever you've been told,
    You're worth more than gold.
    So hold your head up high,
    It's your time to shine.
    From the inside out, it shows,
    Your worth more than gold.

  9. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    I got: R
    Celeb: Robert Downey Jr.
    Food: Reeses
    Movie: The little Rascals
    Singer: Rihanna
    Show: Ridiculousness
    Comment for a letter:)

  10. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
    But here's my number.... SIKE! That's the wrong number!!
    nmf

  11. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    Okay, I hope this doesn't sound weird or anything but I wish you could have sleepovers with boys. And no one would care. I'm not some over obsessive girl who only cares about boys, I'm actually kinda shy. I guess you have all your life to do that.. But just think. You and your boyfriend, cuddled up on the couch. Watching a romantic movie. It's pretty late and his mom comes downstairs saying, "Hey I know it's pretty late, so Madison if you want to, you can stay over night. Just behave!" That would be awesome. He takes off his shirt and cuddles right next to you. I don't know what I would do besides have the best time of my life.

  12. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    *Writes a good quote the day before*
    *Logs on to Witty today*
    Expectation: 1397 faves 927 comments and on the popular page
    Reality: 2 faves and a spam comment to check out their story.

  13. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    Everyday at school I ask the following questions:
    Whens lunch
    What time is it
    We have a test?
    Can I go to the bathroom
    What does this mean
    Ok HOW did you get that answer
    Am I stupid?
    What has this world come too
    Do I care?
    Whats for lunch
    When is it 3:05
    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

  14. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    When I give you my time,
    I'm giving you a portion of my life that I'll never get back.
    SO DON'T WASTE IT.

  15. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    HA,
    It's funny how I think I've FINALLY gotten over you,
    I talk to you again, and all the feelings,
    come back.
    nmf- tumblr

  16. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    HEY BABY YOU
    YOU GOT WHAT I NEED
    YEAH YOU SAY YOU'RE JUST A FRIEND
    \\ YOU SAY YOU'RE JUST A FRIEND //

  17. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    I need you right now.

  18. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    THE BEST KIND OF LOVE
    is having
    No Expectations At All

  19. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    Go
    Things
    Let
    To
    Need
    You
    Sometimes

  20. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    Before logging on to witty,
    I always go through the popular quotes & hope one of them is
    mine

:)

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