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  1. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    Me: I want to lose weight
    Me: I want skinny legs
    Me: I want a flat stomach
    Me: I want to be thin
    Me: *sees McDonald's*
    Me: Yolo

  2. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    *Writes a good quote the day before*
    *Logs on to Witty today*
    Expectation: 1397 faves 927 comments and on the popular page
    Reality: 2 faves and a spam comment to check out their story.

  3. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 9:05pm UTC
    A pretty face doesn't mean a pretty heart♥

  4. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 5:34pm UTC
    Freeze mentos in ice cubes.
    Serve time bomb sodas

  5. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 10:16am UTC
    S o m e t i m e s
    You have to accept that the person you fall for isn't ready to
    c a t c h y o u

  6. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    This is for all the girls.
    Boys all over the word.
    Whatever you've been told,
    You're worth more than gold.
    So hold your head up high,
    It's your time to shine.
    From the inside out, it shows,
    Your worth more than gold.

  7. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 11:53am UTC
    Maybe it't not about the happy ending
    maybe its about the ♡story.♡

  8. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    I know that you don't know this but
    you're fine
    so fine. ♥

  9. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    Web Images Map News Email Shopping More
    Google
    [Witty Profiles________________]
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Advertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2013 - Privacy
    Did you mean: The most addicting website ever?
    created by MegaFunsize101

  10. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    two weeks later & I'm still sitting here,
    laughing at how you lost a wonderful girl
    but you don't even care,
    and never did.
    format by MegaFunsize101

  11. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    During Driving time at Drivers Ed:
    Me Driving: *Jamming to We Can't Stop*
    Me: And We can't stopppp
    Teacher: Look out for the stoplight ahead!
    Me: *Starts to press break pedal*
    Me: *Break isn't working*
    Me: And we won't stopppp
    Me: *Goes through red light*
    Me: *Fails drivers Ed*

  12. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2013 10:37am UTC
    What IF:
    Everyone here has their witty screen name pinned to the back of their shirt so when they go in public you can see how many of us really do exist on witty profiles

  13. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 11:31am UTC
    Help me!
    So ever since the beginning of this school year, me and this boy started talking. We danced at homecoming, we texted all the time. We sat by each other at sport events. It was perfect! Then in February he asked me out on Valentine's Day. I'm pretty sure his friends told him to. Everyone said were like the "cutest" couple in our grade I guess.. Both the same height, tan, shy, etc. Well we hung out quite a bit with some other couples in our grades on weekends. We would watch movies and go to peoples houses! I loved it. On our last day of school, we got a picture together. I put it on instagram and it got over 40 likes. Upperclassmen even commented on it saying we were adorable. So summer came around and he's in baseball. We havn't hung out in a while. The first Saturday of the summer, we went to a party. He sat next to me and I could smell his breath- it smelled like beer. I left the party and was so angry! I didn't confront him about this. Why would he drink, why. His friends told him to do it. (He's probably pressured by his friends) One of my other guy friends told me he had been drinking with some other guys. Seriously? It was his first time. We're only freshmen. I was mad. But this isn't all. The following week, there was another summer party. I didn't end up going, it sounded like trouble. Appearently he was there with some friends and they were hiding in the treehouse, drinking. Again. Then since I (his girlfriend) didn't go, he found a replacement girl. They cuddled and grinded and drunk together all night. But what hurt me most is that my best friends saw him, and he told them not to tell me. But since I have great friends, they told me. SO (sorry if you're still reading this, it's almost done) the next Monday, I texted him and asked him if he needed to tell me anything that happened on Saturday. He said no, why? DENYING IT ALL. I knew everything he did. Finally before I could question anything, he texted me saying we should break up because we didn't hang out and we didn't kiss and we should just be friends. Serioiusly like why are guys such jerks. I thought he was my everything. I'm sure his friends told him to break up with me too. Idk, I'm just trying to forget about this. Help me witty, what should I do!?

  14. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    Everyday at school I ask the following questions:
    Whens lunch
    What time is it
    We have a test?
    Can I go to the bathroom
    What does this mean
    Ok HOW did you get that answer
    Am I stupid?
    What has this world come too
    Do I care?
    Whats for lunch
    When is it 3:05
    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

  15. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 12:33pm UTC
    School lunches suck.

  16. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 5:31pm UTC
    I wonder if anyone ever looks at me and thinks
    WOW,
    She's beautiful.
    Format by Breeze

  17. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 6:38pm UTC

    Every single person on the planet has a story. Don't judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you.

  18. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    I got: R
    Celeb: Robert Downey Jr.
    Food: Reeses
    Movie: The little Rascals
    Singer: Rihanna
    Show: Ridiculousness
    Comment for a letter:)

  19. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
    But here's my number.... SIKE! That's the wrong number!!
    nmf

  20. MegaFunsize101 MegaFunsize101
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    Every new beginning comes from
    SOME OTHER BEGINNG'S END

:)

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