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Mamma Quotes

  1. Zanita Krick* Zanita Krick*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2015 9:58am UTC
    When I was younger my mom used to tell me
    " baby, don't worry 'bout dat test 'cus in da end
    it dudn't matter what dose stupid teachas think.
    You is perfect just the way you are."
    Now my mammas all like
    "Quit your god**** whining and grow up,
    'cus honey ain't none of us gonna die a virgin
    'cus in the end life f***s us all!"
    I either think my mommas tired of listening to me
    or she's been spending too much time on Facebook.

  2. Delusionalpieceofdust  * Delusionalpieceofdust *
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 4:59am UTC
    Mamma tells me that I look skinny, but still she doesn't fill the frigde. How ironic.

:)

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