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When I was younger my mom used to tell me 
" baby, don't worry 'bout dat test 'cus in da end
it dudn't matter what dose stupid teachas think.
You is perfect just the way you are."
Now my mammas all like 
"Quit your god**** whining and grow up,
'cus honey ain't none of us gonna die a virgin 
'cus in the end life f***s us all!"
I either think my mommas tired of listening to me
or she's been spending too much time on Facebook.


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When I was younger my mom used to tell me " baby, don't

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