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  1. lautnerlover98 lautnerlover98
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2018 7:58pm UTC
    I found no cure for the loneliness
    I found no cure for the sickness
    Nothing here feels like home
    Crowded streets, but I'm all alone

  2. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2016 8:49am UTC
    I guess you bit off
    a little more than you could chew
    It's hard to swallow a mistake
    you can't undo

  3. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2016 3:45pm UTC
    I WANT A HEART
    LIKE A MACHINE.
    I WANT EYES LIKE
    POSTCARDS. I WANT
    TO LEAVE A TRAIL.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  4. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2016 8:36pm UTC
    YOU CAN'T WAKE UP. THIS IS NOT A DREAM. YOU'RE
    PART OF A MACHINE YOU ARE NOT A HUMAN BEING.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  5. Fay* Fay*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 10:49am UTC
    Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their lives
    has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once
    from a vending machine

  6. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce the selfish machine.

  7. prabhupd prabhupd
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 3:48am UTC
    Problems are like washing machine,
    They twist us,
    Spin us & knock us around,
    But in the end
    We come out cleaner,
    Brighter & better than before.

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

  9. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 11:36pm UTC
    I feel your beating in my chest
    I feel your screaming in my lungs

  10. Superman12345 Superman12345
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Everything you said I couldn't do I've done twice

  11. Superman12345 Superman12345
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    " We're just half naked and almost famous."
    -Machine Gun Kelly

  12. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    I'm just a guy, sitting on top of a washing machine on spin cycle, asking it to love me.

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