finding_nemo posted a quote
February 28, 2013 8:29pm UTC
*at lunch* me: I'm feeling social today. me: Which is weird since I'm the quiet girl that sits in the back of the class and doesn't say anything friend: No you're the girl wiho always has her middle finger. friend: Saying 'f.ck you. I hate everyone' friend: I'm going to get you a shirt that says "I hate everyone" on the front other friend: And f*ck you on the back. me: Can you please I've never had someone describe me so well.
writtenrain* posted a quote
September 26, 2013 11:12am UTC
So I was at the doctors yesterday and this five year old kid found out that he was there to get a flu shot. He then proceeded to try and get out of it. Him: I... I'm hungry. His Mom: So am I. Him: Let's just leave and get food, His Mom: Nope we have to stay here. Him: But I'm.... I'm starving. His Mom: Me too. Him: But I didn't eat dinner. His Mom: Neither did I. Him: Well I didn't eat lunch. His Mom: Yes you did. Him: Well then I didn't have breakfast. His Mom: You had cereal. Him: Well I didn't have any snacks. His Mom: You had a granola bar before we left. Him: I'm running out of ideas.
Wife: You had lunch?Husband : You had lunch? Wife : Im asking you. Husband : Im asking you. Wife: You copying me? Husband: You copying me? Wife : Lets go shopping Husband: I had lunch :D click here to follow me
doublesidedice posted a quote
January 28, 2013 9:19pm UTC
My friend was trying to get me to sit by my boyfriend at lunch today: Friend: if you don't get up I will go sit with him by myself Me: *eats sandwich slowly* Friend: I'm warning you! Me: Fine! I will watch you NOT get up! true story ;)
Heartless17* posted a quote
October 2, 2013 8:34pm UTC
Today at lunch: Random girl in our group: Who wants to go to a party instead of homecoming? Me: I'm going to be a zombie, so I'm good! My guy friend: Unless you get asked to homecoming. Me: Ya. But the chances of that happening is like 1 to a billion! My guy friend: So am I that one than? Me: Ya, like you'd ask me to homecoming! My guy friend: I was thinking about asking you. Me: :O *Thinks: OML! Please!* lol yep that happened....
KissMyAxe posted a quote
September 18, 2013 6:35am UTC
i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named 'Ugonna' in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like 'ugonna eat that?????' and i guess i was kinda harrasing him so he told the principal ans the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like 'ugonna pay me back?' and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed by a plastic fork
michbart4 posted a quote
February 27, 2013 7:46pm UTC
Facebook: I'm having lunch Twitter: #lunch Linkedin: I'm an expert in eating my lunch Foursquare: I'm having lunch here Youtube: Watch me eat my lunch Instagram: Look at what I'm eating in vintage Tumblr: i SHIP ME &MY FOOD SO HARD
Heartless17* posted a quote
September 17, 2013 8:17pm UTC
Me: S*ck it! My guy friend: Present it! Me: You could be the best meat eater in the world, and you still couldn't handle it. LIKE A BOSS! \(^3^)/ True story
Jillian Marie* posted a quote
December 11, 2013 6:53pm UTC
Sylvia: Maddy, is that a red velvet cupcake? Me: Actually no, I dyed it with the blood of my enemies. Maddy: *gives me a look* Yeah, it's red velvet. Me: No, I sacrificed my enemies to Satan then used their blood to make this cupcake. Maddy: *starts laughing* oh my god Jillian shut up.
mtndewhm* posted a quote
September 4, 2013 6:56pm UTC
So I was in lunch today and this girl had her stuff sitting at a spot and someother girl came by, moved girl 1s stuff and sat down, so then when girl 2 comes back they started fighting like toddlers. LIKE OH MY GOD IT'S A SEAT IN A MOSTLY EMPTY LUNCH ROOM JUST SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE DAMMIT YOU'RE BLOCKING MY VIEW OF THE HOT JUNIOR.
Asking_Alexis posted a quote
August 28, 2013 4:15pm UTC
So today after lunch everyone was pushing and shoving to get to class and some girl muttered to her friend "If only this was a mosh pit.." so I looked at my friend and he nodded and I get near the hardest part to get past and I yelled "MOSH PIT" and everyone just looked at me..
so guys, today I spent the whole of lunch acting like I was high on drugs. I get like it all the time- but this time I started throwing the crusts on my bread everywhere whilst singing 'I believe I can fly' and 'I'm so lonely' my friend took a video on her phone of the whole thing. I might post it on youtube, so heart If you'd like me to send you the link. but oh- I look kind of scary whilst laughing.
Walking out from the lunchroom today: Best friend: *Pushes me into my crush* Me: Ahh! * Steps away before I bump into him* Best Friend: I didn't do that for any specific reason at all.
DunGoofed posted a quote
December 13, 2013 9:55pm UTC
Girls behind my table at lunch: Oh my god! He is sooo cute, I cant take it! Girls at my table: Ok. So if the the world were to end right now. Like in school and everything goes to s**t, who would you kill first and with what weapon?