Best Lunch Quotes Today

glitter162*
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August 29, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Music teacher: What's your favorite musical instrument?
Me: The lunch bell

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Hale_Storm18
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February 12, 2013 2:43pm UTC

High school sucks because nobody brings cupcakes to class anymore.
They just bring them to lunch and only share with their few close friends.

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Where does the poor meatball live?
In the spaghetto.

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finding_nemo
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February 28, 2013 8:29pm UTC

*at lunch*
me: I'm feeling social today.
me: Which is weird since I'm the quiet girl that sits in the back of the class and doesn't say anything
friend: No you're the girl wiho always has her middle finger.
friend: Saying 'f.ck you. I hate everyone'
friend: I'm going to get you a shirt that says "I hate everyone" on the front
other friend: And f*ck you on the back.
me: Can you please
I've never had someone describe me so well.

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Abigiggles*
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 7:45pm UTC

Friends buy you lunch.
Bestfriends eat your lunch

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writtenrain*
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September 26, 2013 11:12am UTC

So I was at the doctors yesterday and this five year old kid found out that he was there to get a flu shot. He then proceeded to try and get out of it.
Him: I... I'm hungry.
His Mom: So am I.
Him: Let's just leave and get food,
His Mom: Nope we have to stay here.
Him: But I'm.... I'm starving.
His Mom: Me too.
Him: But I didn't eat dinner.
His Mom: Neither did I.
Him: Well I didn't eat lunch.
His Mom: Yes you did.
Him: Well then I didn't have breakfast.
His Mom: You had cereal.
Him: Well I didn't have any snacks.
His Mom: You had a granola bar before we left.
Him: I'm running out of ideas.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 3:41am UTC

Wife: You had lunch?Husband : You had lunch?
Wife : Im asking you.
Husband : Im asking you.
Wife: You copying me?
Husband: You copying me?
Wife : Lets go shopping
Husband: I had lunch :D
click here to follow me

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appleloop*
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 5:53pm UTC

My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called Lunch.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 9:19pm UTC

My friend was trying to get me to sit by my boyfriend at lunch today:
Friend: if you don't get up I will go sit with him by myself
Me: *eats sandwich slowly*
Friend: I'm warning you!
Me: Fine! I will watch you NOT get up!
true story ;)

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carson5482
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Cannibals may seem nice,
but they're just trying to butter you up.

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 8:34pm UTC

Today at lunch:
Random girl in our group:
Who wants to go to a party instead of homecoming?
Me:
I'm going to be a zombie, so I'm good!
My guy friend:
Unless you get asked to homecoming.
Me:
Ya. But the chances of that happening is like 1 to a billion!
My guy friend:
So am I that one than?
Me:
Ya, like you'd ask me to homecoming!
My guy friend:
I was thinking about asking you.
Me:
:O
*Thinks: OML! Please!*
lol yep that happened....

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KissMyAxe
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 6:35am UTC

i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named 'Ugonna' in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like 'ugonna eat that?????' and i guess i was kinda
harrasing him so he told the principal ans the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like 'ugonna pay me back?' and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed by a plastic fork

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michbart4

posted a quote
February 27, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Facebook: I'm having lunch
Twitter: #lunch
Linkedin: I'm an expert in eating my lunch
Foursquare: I'm having lunch here
Youtube: Watch me eat my lunch
Instagram: Look at what I'm eating in vintage
Tumblr: i SHIP ME &MY FOOD SO HARD

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Me: S*ck it!
My guy friend: Present it!
Me: You could be the best meat eater in the world, and you still couldn't handle it.
LIKE A BOSS! \(^3^)/
True story

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Jillian Marie*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Sylvia: Maddy, is that a red velvet cupcake?
Me: Actually no, I dyed it with the blood of my enemies.
Maddy: *gives me a look* Yeah, it's red velvet.
Me: No, I sacrificed my enemies to Satan then used their blood to make this cupcake.
Maddy: *starts laughing* oh my god Jillian shut up.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 6:56pm UTC

So I was in lunch today and this girl had her stuff sitting at a spot and someother girl came by, moved girl 1s stuff and sat down, so then when girl 2 comes back they started fighting like toddlers. LIKE OH MY GOD IT'S A SEAT IN A MOSTLY EMPTY LUNCH ROOM JUST SIT SOMEWHERE ELSE DAMMIT YOU'RE BLOCKING MY VIEW OF THE HOT JUNIOR.

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Asking_Alexis
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 4:15pm UTC

So today after lunch everyone was pushing and shoving to get to class and some girl muttered to her friend "If only this was a mosh pit.." so I looked at my friend and he nodded and I get near the hardest part to get past and I yelled "MOSH PIT" and everyone just looked at me..

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tacosliketoparty
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 2:58pm UTC

so guys,
today I spent the whole of lunch acting like I was high on drugs.
I get like it all the time-
but this time I started throwing the crusts on my bread everywhere whilst singing
'I believe I can fly' and 'I'm so lonely'
my friend took a video on her phone of the whole thing.
I might post it on youtube,
so heart If you'd like me to send you the link.
but oh- I look kind of scary whilst laughing.

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Aislin Mackenzie *
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 11:32pm UTC

Walking out from the lunchroom today:
Best friend: *Pushes me into my crush*
Me: Ahh! * Steps away before I bump into him*
Best Friend: I didn't do that for any specific reason at all.

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
December 13, 2013 9:55pm UTC

Girls behind my table at lunch: Oh my god! He is sooo cute, I cant take it!
Girls at my table: Ok. So if the the world were to end right now. Like in school and everything goes to s**t, who would you kill first and with what weapon?

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