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Raxin
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May 6, 2016 8:17pm UTC
Where can I get a shirt that’s
dandruff-colored?

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FacelesAngel*
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April 6, 2014 5:18pm UTC
Life Hack #1
You want to mess with a telemarketer?
Here's a seret, some of them can't hang up the phone.
So go take a shower, eat dinner, go to Florida! (Don't yell at me for your phonebill though)
Go crazy! See how long they will follow the rules and stay on the line.

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SextingWhiteBoy
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March 24, 2014 2:34pm UTC
Life Hack: makeout with me and tell me I'm cute

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capsized*
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November 21, 2013 11:35pm UTC
life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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capsized*
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November 21, 2013 9:34pm UTC
Life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.

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Bernicexoxo*
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September 5, 2013 3:16pm UTC
lifehack: set your house on fire to stay warm in the winter

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yourcool
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May 18, 2013 8:45pm UTC
life hack: if your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. at night, the rice will attract asians who will fix your electronics for you

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sarahmarlowXxx
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March 17, 2013 7:08pm UTC
Life Hack:
Decorate your room to look like your maths class so you'll fall asleep faster
format jimmy365

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