Best Lady Quotes Today

Eli22b
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July 24, 2013 2:37pm UTC

Friend: Lady gaga's music is all giberish.
Me: Ok ra-ra-ah-ah-ah is not giberish.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 5:58pm UTC

The only reason I don't wear skirts that much
Because I don't sit very lady like

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appleloop*
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January 30, 2014 8:58am UTC

Pretty little lady with those swollen eyes, would you show them to me?

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Phishy
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October 29, 2013 8:14pm UTC

--Rules of a Lady--
If a man whistles at you, do not respond. You are a lady, not a dog.

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Picturesque Wonderland.*
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January 8, 2014 11:20pm UTC

Look like a girl.
Wear whatever you want.
Act like a lady
Be yourself.
Think like a man.
Think.
Work like a boss.
Be the boss.

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Phishy
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October 29, 2013 8:18pm UTC

--Rules of a Lady--
“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.” -Audrey Hepburn

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Phishy
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October 25, 2013 9:26am UTC

“Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman,
but loose enough to show you're a lady”
― Marilyn Monroe

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 4:42pm UTC

That awkward moment when you have no idea
what the Chinese lady painting your nails just said.

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Phishy
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October 28, 2013 9:40am UTC

--Rules of a Lady--
It’s good to be outspoken and blunt but there’s a very fine line between being rude and honest. Never confuse the two.

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 6:12am UTC

If a guy wants you for breast, thighs, and legs, send him to KFC. You're a lady, not a cheap value meal.

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fiesty1
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 5:54pm UTC

BE A girl WITH A MIND,
A B.I.T.C.H WITH AN ATTITUDE AND
A lady WITH CLASS.

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 8:44pm UTC

TELL HER
WHEN YOU
LOVE HER.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 6:24pm UTC

I made a list of the worst things
in my life, and they all involed me being so far away from you.

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kelly*
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 4:44am UTC

A three year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor's surgery.
"Why is your stomach so big?" he asks.
"I'm having a baby," she replies.
"Is the baby in your stomach?" he asks with wide eyes.
"Yes, it is." she says.
"Is it a good baby?" he asks, with a puzzled look.
"Oh, yes. A really good baby." the lady replies.
Shocked and surprised, he asks, "Then why did you eat him?"

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Phishy
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October 29, 2013 9:26pm UTC

--Rules of a Lady--
Fall in love when you’re ready, not when you’re lonely.

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Phishy
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 9:22am UTC

--Rules of a Lady--
It’s better to know and be disappointed than to never know and always wonder.

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chocomickey14
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 9:32pm UTC

"treat your lady right or someone else will"
i made this one too

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 1:12pm UTC

Pretty little lady with
your swollen eyes, would you
SHOW THEM TO ME? I KNOW I'M NOT THAT
perfect, but you stay awhile baby then you
will see. Miles away I can still
feel you lay your head down on my,
embrace, my embrace. Far away. ♥

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MeaganWynd
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 1:13am UTC

Lady in The streets, freak in The sheets. Nuff said..

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Phishy
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 9:20pm UTC

--Rules of a Lady--
When in a relationship, do not ever forget about your friends.

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