Best Kid Quotes This Month

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Me: You're sitting in my seat
Kid: I don't see your name on it
Me: It will be written in your blood if you don't get the f.uck up

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 2:42pm UTC

Why aren't there adult sized playgrounds?
Like, everything is the same as a kids playground, but bigger. Why do we not have those?

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happiest*
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September 16, 2013 4:03pm UTC

this kid that sits next to me in math class said to me today, “you’re my favorite person at this table because u don’t talk to anyone and u just sit there” and I said ” I don’t know how to respond to that” and he replied with “that’s because u don’t talk”

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happiest*
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February 18, 2014 2:16pm UTC

SO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YIN.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 6:24pm UTC

If on the first day of school a kid says
"present" instead of "here"
during attendance you know they're gonna be an annoying little sh.t bag.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 4:24pm UTC

When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 12:39pm UTC

when i have a kid my only argument will be 'shut up you're like 12'

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Remembr swine flu????????? fav if ur a tru 2009 kid.

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yeabuddy
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 7:53pm UTC

"The Three Things
A Guy Should Want
To Change About
HIS Girl Is Her
Last Name, Address,
And Her Viewpoint On Men."
-Kid Cudi

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happiest*
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October 2, 2013 2:42pm UTC

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

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spence*
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 1:50pm UTC

I remember when
I was a kid; I went
on the computer
just to use paint.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 2:05pm UTC

And kid, you’ve got to love yourself. You’ve got wake up at four in the morning, brew black coffee, and stare at the birds drowning in the darkness of the dawn. You’ve got to sit next to the man at the train station who’s reading your favorite book and start a conversation. You’ve got to come home after a bad day and burn your skin from a shower. Then you’ve got to wash all your sheets until they smell of lemon detergent you bought for four dollars at the local grocery store. You’ve got to stop taking everything so dam personally. You are not the moon kissing the black sky. You’ve got to compliment someones crooked brows at an art fair and tell them that their eyes remind you of green swimming pools in mid July. You’ve got to stop letting yourself get upset about things that won’t matter in two years. Sleep in on Saturday mornings and wake yourself up early on Sunday. You’ve got to stop worrying about what you’re going to tell her when she finds out. You’ve got to stop over thinking why he stopped caring about you over six months ago. You’ve got to stop asking everyone for their opinions. F-ck it. Love yourself, kiddo. You’ve got to love yourself.

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clearlytruthful
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 1:13pm UTC

When I was little I used to think the moon was following me

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 14, 2013 3:26pm UTC

a 16 year old kid literally killed 4 people while driving drunk and he got off because he’s rich please try and tell me the united states justice system isn’t f-cked

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 11:12am UTC

So I was at the doctors yesterday and this five year old kid found out that he was there to get a flu shot. He then proceeded to try and get out of it.
Him: I... I'm hungry.
His Mom: So am I.
Him: Let's just leave and get food,
His Mom: Nope we have to stay here.
Him: But I'm.... I'm starving.
His Mom: Me too.
Him: But I didn't eat dinner.
His Mom: Neither did I.
Him: Well I didn't eat lunch.
His Mom: Yes you did.
Him: Well then I didn't have breakfast.
His Mom: You had cereal.
Him: Well I didn't have any snacks.
His Mom: You had a granola bar before we left.
Him: I'm running out of ideas.

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 1:27pm UTC

When i was a kid, i'd give anything to be a teenager.
Im a teenager now and i'd give anything to be a kid again.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 3:55pm UTC

When I was little
I always wondered why
My goldfish didn't grant me wishes

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 17, 2014 10:56pm UTC

Instead of going to school tomorrow
I just want to stay home
Eat cereal
Have naptime
Watch Clifford the Big Red Dog. Dragon Tales, & Cailou
Color in my coloring book
And play barbies
Can I just be a kid for a day again?

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 11:18pm UTC

I saw a kid fall.
It was more like a flop.
He landed with a splat.
Then he just got up.
No tears.
No smile.
Just got up.
I laughed way too hard.

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appleloop*
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December 29, 2013 1:09pm UTC

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