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Best Justdontdoit Quotes This Week

lithium*
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 8:36pm UTC
[posts opinion on the internet]
[other internet users inhale the air deeply] do I smell... difference in thinking?
[the ground begins to rumble as all internet users with opinions roll in from the hills, daylight is lost, destroying everything in their path. They advance on the innocent but opinionated soul, bearing truncheons and charging using bats and chrome bars. The pundit cowers in fear as he looks to the post he made earlier with haunted eyes. what has he done.]

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Mischief_Managed_
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 2:55pm UTC
Advice for having the best life ever:
Don't have a crush.

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seafoam*
posted a quote
April 3, 2015 5:19pm UTC
“He's just a fictional character. Why are you so in love with him?”
You're just a trifling ho. Why are you so insistent upon talking?

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steffykins
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 5:03pm UTC
Liking your own quote is like
high-fiving yourself in public.

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