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  1. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2015 5:19pm UTC
    “He's just a fictional character. Why are you so in love with him?”
    You're just a trifling ho. Why are you so insistent upon talking?

  2. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Okay I'm going to be a little bit of a hypocrite for a minute.
    If you are a person who's going to or planning on killing themselves,
    you're an as.shole.
    All the people who loved you or even just kind of liked you
    will feel like absolute crap for the rest of their lives.
    Most people will miss you every single day,
    some will blame it on other people,
    and a lot will blame it on themselves.
    It sucks to be the person left behind.
    It sucks so much.
    And replaying that moment when you saw
    the person you love in a noose...
    it's unbearable.
    So put down that gun,
    and walk away from the ledge,
    and get some help.
    It probably feels like no one can save you,
    but that's only because you aren't telling anyone that there is something wrong.

  3. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 8:36pm UTC
    [posts opinion on the internet]
    [other internet users inhale the air deeply] do I smell... difference in thinking?
    [the ground begins to rumble as all internet users with opinions roll in from the hills, daylight is lost, destroying everything in their path. They advance on the innocent but opinionated soul, bearing truncheons and charging using bats and chrome bars. The pundit cowers in fear as he looks to the post he made earlier with haunted eyes. what has he done.]

  4. Mischief_Managed_ Mischief_Managed_
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    Advice for having the best life ever:
    Don't have a crush.

  5. steffykins steffykins
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    Liking your own quote is like
    high-fiving yourself in public.

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