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1. evvvannn
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2014 3:14am UTC
   I bet you I could stop gambling.
   
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2. epictacos
   posted a quote
   November 27, 2013 3:28pm UTC
   Me: Hey Mom, can I have 20 dollars?
   Mom: Money doesn't just grow on trees.
   Me: But what if it did?
   Mom: Then I guess I'd give you 20 dollars..
   Me: *grabs a lot of 1 dollar bills and tapes them to a tree*
   Mom: ...... fine.
   Mom: *gives me a 20*
   
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3. epictacos
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2013 5:20pm UTC
   Light travels faster than sound
   This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
   
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4. Plusle_N_Minun
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2013 1:08pm UTC
   Witty Fact
   If you fav your own quote more than once.
   The number of favs it actually has
   Will go down.
   
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5. Unicornasaurus
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2013 2:04pm UTC
   Hannibal Lecter: Will, I have to confess something.. I am a cannibal.
   Will Graham: Ah, well that's understannibal.
   Hannibal Lecter: I cannibalieve you just said that
   
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6. CharliesTheName
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2013 5:26pm UTC
   Who else remembers
   From Jimmy Neutron, Professor Finbarr Calamitous who couldn't finish anyth
   
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7. swimswim98
   posted a quote
   April 22, 2013 8:07pm UTC
   1. Search "Ship My Pants" on YouTube.
   2. Watch
   3. Thank me later.
   
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8. Voltaire *
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2013 5:02pm UTC
   India celebrates "Children's Day" on November 14th, nine months after Valentine's Day.
   
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9. peacegirl270
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2013 7:49pm UTC
   When I drink Fanta on a boat: Is this
   real life or is this a Fanta-sea?
   
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10. dinosaur_rawr
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 5:12pm UTC
    ahahahahahahah
    http://www.memecenter.com/fun/795428/ad-win
    
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11. peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 8:40am UTC
    I dig
    You dig
    We dig
    He digs
    She digs
    They dig
    It's not a beautiful poem but it's very deep..
    
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