Best Irony Quotes This Week

WeAreTheBoys
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February 5, 2013 3:35pm UTC

I proofread all my quotes to make sure I didn't any words out.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 2:09pm UTC

Someone just called me uneducated.
Whatever that means.

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dolph*
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April 21, 2013 6:35pm UTC

It was Hi.tler's 124th birthday on Saturday.
I notice Google didn't do a doodle.

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Hale_Storm18
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July 31, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Me: *watches Catfish while talking to people online*

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 5:47pm UTC

Isn't it ironic how here on witty
there is a category about sports and
no category about food?

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 9:35pm UTC

Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by
the time you're 20
Me: What

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Hale_Storm18
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May 5, 2013 2:36pm UTC

Things that I hate
-Boring formats
-Irony
-Lists

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br0kenwings
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June 18, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Isn't it ironic
HOW THE PLACE YOU HAVE SPENT
all your life dreaming of escaping to
could be the place someone else has spent
all their life dreaming of escaping from?
Please don't remove this!

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DeathlyHallows
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April 18, 2013 10:48pm UTC

What I've noticed on Witty.
Everybody says they hate being social, yet this is a social network.

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Amenah
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 11:50am UTC

High school is not about finding your husband.
It's about finding your bridesmaids.
NMQ.
because tagging 'nmq' is kind of cheating, imo.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 6:31pm UTC

Isn't it ironic how we tell others to
stay strong,
yet we can't do it ourselves.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 10:24am UTC

That awkward moment when you realize:
people think gays shouldn't adopt
babies (abandoned by straight people),
because "straight people would be better parents."

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dolph*
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March 17, 2013 4:11pm UTC

I actually just saw a magazine article titled "Find a great guy-
Taylor Swift tells you how!"
I can't even

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Hale_Storm18
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August 7, 2013 2:03pm UTC

If you ever feel as though your name doesn't fit you, just know that my last name roughly translates to "of the city" or "city dweller" and I live in the suburbs.

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Breeze
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October 31, 2013 6:36pm UTC

Isn't it ironic?
We ignore the ones who adore us,
adore the ones who ignore us,
love the ones who hurt us
and hurt the ones who love us
Format by Breeze

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† *
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January 21, 2014 8:50pm UTC

Types of Situational Irony:
- A police officer gets arrested
- A fire station burns down
- A tow truck gets towed
- Donald Trump getting fired
- You get hit by an abulance
- A Mdconald's employee eating at Burger King

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