Internet Quotes

chachawawabubu
posted a quote
March 12, 2014 8:01pm UTC

So today marks the 25th birthday of the World Wide Web.
Thank you for being the best and worst thing that has happened to the human race.

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† *
posted a quote
March 6, 2014 7:43pm UTC

The internet suddenly seems to be way more interestng
than the homework I have to do.

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TrinaisLazy
posted a quote
March 5, 2014 6:55pm UTC

Websites I use:
- Stardoll.com
- Wittyprofiles.com
Sadly, that's it. I don't have a big life on the internet. Lawl. cx
This is for Stardoll, for my presentation. So, yeaa... cx

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FreakingPip*
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 8:49pm UTC

Confession #001
I don't have a problem with using Internet Explorer.
I honest-to-goodness do not see why everyone hates using it.
I'm not even kidding.

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MarsMellow
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 3:38pm UTC

"Be Strong"
I whispered to my WIFI signal.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
February 27, 2014 1:10pm UTC

I only go on the internet like once a day for approximately 24 hours. XD

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 24, 2014 10:18pm UTC

Having a lot of tabs opened
And not knowing which one's playing the music

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
February 24, 2014 10:12pm UTC

Age 12: Worried about people from the internet finding me in real life.
Me now: Worried about people in real life finding me on the internet.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 21, 2014 2:53pm UTC

I've found it impossible
To just go on the internet
For "a couple of minutes"
It usually leads to "a couple of hours"

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WatermelonTurtle
posted a quote
February 19, 2014 11:40pm UTC

ah, the sweet smell of wifi

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
February 19, 2014 5:02pm UTC

According to my chain mail ignorance, I should have died 482 times, missed 73 Fridays to find my true love, been haunted 128 times and have the souls of 290 murdered teen girls in my house.
Oops. .-.

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 18, 2014 2:16pm UTC

SO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YIN.

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happiest*
posted a quote
February 18, 2014 2:14pm UTC

if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now

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Ninja918
posted a quote
February 16, 2014 11:11pm UTC

I only use the internet one time a day.
The time I'm awake.

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Morgan*
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 4:57pm UTC

Me: *laughs*Mom: What are you laughing about?Me: This guy sent me a joke.Mom: What guy?Me: He's from the internet.Mom: YOU'RE TALKING TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET?!?!Sister: Mom the guy from Instagram texted me back!Mom: Ooh! What did he say?!

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*blushes*
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 1:12pm UTC

Me seeing a cute couple on the internet: Awwww how cuteee
Me seeing a cute couple in real life: Ew get a room

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baby_doll_sane
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 11:57pm UTC

I haven't been on witty for a while it's good to be back :)

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 9:35pm UTC

my attendance to most
family events is
based on what food
they're serving
StoryQouteLover

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 9:25pm UTC

what if your pillow
could collect your dreams
and when you wake up,
you plug it into your
computer and watch them again
StoryQouteLover

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T*
posted a quote
February 11, 2014 4:03pm UTC

When you search for a very specific question in Google and it
shows the exact thing you’re looking for.

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