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  1. wall-e* wall-e*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2015 8:45pm UTC
    i have one flaw that will make me undateable for the rest of my life...
    IM FREAKING WEIRD :D

  2. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2015 10:26am UTC
    sometimes i can be really deep and intelligent
    and other times i'm like "look how photogenic my foot is"

  3. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2015 4:36am UTC
    They told me that there would be plenty of fish in the sea. They told me that there would be better people. how can i be sure that there are better people when i know that they are wrong. i don't want to find out. I want to know what that was, what it meant and what i wil do in order to fix the mistakes i made. i am awfully sorry for the things i have done and i mean no harm to you in anyway. but in order to move on, i have to hurt you, incase i do end up falling. they told me about the fish and how there aren't as many of them in the sea as what there were. i know now that letting you go and hurting you were the two bigges mistakes of my damn life and if i could do anything i bloody would. but i am here and you're over there and i have no intentions of going near you, because i don't want another damn heartache.
    - I'm sorry but this is goodbye

  4. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2014 10:04am UTC
    me: *chases my cat around the house
    while screaming Fall Out Boy lyrics*

  5. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 12:05am UTC
    They need to change the plural
    of sheep
    to sheepes
    just because it sounds cooler
    Sheep~pez

  6. *Eternally lost...** *Eternally lost...**
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    The Basics:
    Name: Olivia
    Height: 5'8 1/2''
    Hair color: red
    eye color: blue/grey or blue/green (depends on mood)
    Love Life:
    Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Maybe :P
    Do you like someone?: Yes
    Does anyone like you?: um, kinda?
    Hugged anyone in the past week?: Yes
    Friendships
    Who is your best friend?: Dana, Anna, Daniela, Kayhla, Mayson, and Dayton
    Where did you meet them? I met Dana in 6th, Kayhla last year, Mayson and Dayton in 6th, and Anna and Daniela, ive know since i was little.
    Did you lose any friends this year?: several.
    Gain any?: yup
    Meet a special friend? well she is special as in SPED *cough cough, Dana*
    Did you hang out with any friends in the past week? yes I did :)
    New Years Eve
    Did you do anything at midnight? Planning on staying in my room other than for dinner
    Who did you spend it with? family
    Any resolutions? get straight a's, and a toned stomach
    Valentines Day
    Did you have a Valentine? dunno
    Did you send out any cards/chocolates/etc?: no
    Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day?: i dunno if I will
    Summer
    Did you go on vacation?: yes
    Did you hang out on the beach with friends?:no
    How long was your summer break?:2 months
    Did you get a tan?: pfft I just burn
    Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend during the summer?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
    Halloween
    Did you go trick or treating?: Heck yes!
    If so, who did you go with?: A couple of my friends and my sister
    Did you dress up?: Yup
    Was it fun?: hell yes!!!!!!
    Christmas
    Who did you spend it with?: the family
    Did Santa come to your house?: nope
    Did you stay up until midnight on Christmas Eve? yeah
    Your Birthday
    Who did you spend it with?: Family
    What did you do?:went out for dinner and too see The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug <3
    What did you get?: converse and a wallet
    Have You Ever: (Yes or No)
    Hugged someone: yep
    Electricuted yourself: yes
    Climbed more than 60 feet: yup
    Made a Youtube video: started to
    Lied to a loved one: Yes...
    Had a pet: Yep.
    Ran a marathon: sorta
    Had a boyfriend/girlfriend: yes
    5 Do’s
    1. Do you play any instruments?: vocals
    2. Do you play any sports?: fútbul
    3. Do you believe in 2012? lol no
    4. Do you like animals? yes but they don't like me and try to eat me
    5. Do you honestly like Obama? no, hes a stupid idiot
    4 If’s
    1. If you get $1 Million for breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend, would you? no
    2. If you were to get $50,000 for killing a rat, would you?: yup
    3. If you were to choose between your best friend and your brother/sister, who would you choose? Sister cuz shes always there for me
    4. If you were to choose between coke/pepsi or sprite/7up, which would you choose? coke
    3 How’s
    1. How old do you want to be when you get married?: 19-26
    2. How many siblings do you have?: 1
    3. How did your last Christmas go? alright
    2 When’s
    1. When is your birthday?: December 18 (any twins?)
    2. When was your last relationship? hmm
    1 What
    1. What would you say if the guy/girl you like right now kissed you? Id be like how the hell did you get in my room?!?!?
    2. What would your first childs name be? Well if it was a boy, I would think Carter, and if its a girl, Angeline

  7. *Dirtbag* *Dirtbag*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 11:37pm UTC
    Aye Ladies I got a nice candycane you can suck on(;
    Texttexttexttext

  8. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    Sister: Do you have any friends?
    Me: Of course I do.
    Sister: Really? How many friends do you have?
    Me: All ten seasons.
    Sister:
    Sister:
    Sister:
    And this is why I don't have any

  9. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    Me: I FOUND MY MIDDLE NAME
    Guy In Class: Did you find it on the toil- WAIT NO THAT CAME OUT WRONG. DID YOU FIND YOUR MIDDLE NAME ON THE ISLAND OF LOST TOYS?
    Teacher: Did that sound like what I think he said?
    Me: What did you think it sounded like?
    Teacher: It sounded like he said "Did you find your middle name on the toilet on the island of lost boys?"
    Me: *Laughing so hard I can not breathe*

  10. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 2:50pm UTC
    I reckon I would've been hella sexy as a sp.erm.

  11. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    So is it weird that whenever I see somebody tucking in their
    shirt I feel the urge to say,
    "tuck it in little duck"?

  12. AshleyRoseXoXoXo AshleyRoseXoXoXo
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Ever have the urge to just yell
    "WHY YOU LOOKIN' AT MY LUMPS?"
    Like the guy from white chicks , whilst being eye r@ped by teenage boys. No just me? Okay.

  13. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 11:58am UTC
    Yesterday,
    This lil tweet was getting on my nerves
    And pulling on my backpack when my back hurt like crazy.
    So when I was sitting there about to beat the crud monkeys out of him,
    This dude said, "Do you need a hug?" (yes I know the dude.)
    And I said, "I don't know."
    So he hugged me and I'm as tall as like his shoulder
    And I smelt his jacket (cause his jacket was in my face)
    So when he pulled away,
    I said, "You smell good."
    And my friends started laughing.
    WHO CARES IF I SAY SOMEONE SMELLS GOOD?
    I'll falcon punch them with evil rainbow bunny claws
    If they laugh ever again.

  14. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    Witty Chat: *so and so* is offline
    Me: Why df do I need to know that? I don't know them!!!
    Me: But maybe they want to know me.... o-o *runs*

  15. DarlingYou'llBeOkay* DarlingYou'llBeOkay*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Am I the only one who thinks 'lol' looks like someone drowning..???

  16. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 6:20pm UTC
    Facial hair is apparently the fastest growing hair on the body. If that's the case, why don't I have a swaggy beard yet???!

  17. magesticceecee magesticceecee
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    Do you ever get that feeling that
    someone just doesn't like you
    like. they meet you or just see
    you. and you instantly know that
    they hate you. just. you know.
    even if they sound nice. you
    never know. I mean...Why
    would they like me anyways?
    I don't even like me. at all.

  18. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    can you imagine sitting in the car at a red light and then looking over at the car next to you and seeing a t-rex driving???

  19. dancerlvr dancerlvr
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 6:58pm UTC
    add me on kik!
    kellynoel23

  20. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:53am UTC
    I looked at my leg and saw what looked like a bruise
    then I noticed its a heart and smiley face.
    Yeah....... There's a heart and smiley face on my hand.

:)

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