Best Imstupid Quotes This Year

ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 2:45pm UTC

I Don't Understand
How people wink, and look all flirty,
Like, when I try to wink I look like
I have some weird eye disorder, that makes me blink retardedly

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 3:44am UTC

I got to admit...
I do miss school..
Just not the homework. The strict teachers.The learning. Sitting in class more than an hour.The drama.
But i miss the laughing , The memories. Messing around in class. Having that one teacher you can actually tell everything to. The dances. Looking at cute boys. The funny memories
Aaah f.ck i'm an idiot.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 1:03am UTC

Little Tip If You're Going To Date Me:
-I am an instant jealous type. Very jealous.
-I will cry. Fairy quickly too.
-I will say I'm ugly so don't get offended if I don't believe you the first time.
-Why am I typing this nobody will date me. Jk.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 1:27pm UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
Me: Hey mum what if one day we were cooking something in the microwave and it like... spit it out and started crawling everywhere and attacked us like off G-Force?
Mum:...

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 7:04pm UTC

when I was younger
I got "Virgin" and "Version" mixed up.

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 6:02pm UTC

I always say something stupid and mess things up.

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jjflan
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 5:30pm UTC

my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and their like
"oh my god! what kind of creature is this?"

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 10:03am UTC

Sister: Which one do you like better? English or math?
Me: Canada!
Sister: WHAT DOES CANADA HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!

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What_I_Really_Think
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 11:47am UTC

Why did I think I could trust you?

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AshleyyMariee
posted a quote
July 30, 2015 7:47pm UTC

He's so cute but he's such an a**hole.
I miss him, wth is wrong with me?

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 7:13pm UTC

Today I was balancing a lunchbox, a jacket, a backpack, and a yearbook.
Being me, I tried to kill a fly and ended up punching myself in the stomach.
Nothing hurts more than a blow to the stomach to add on to the period cramps.
-.-

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 6:07pm UTC

YAY,
I got a fave!
♥ 1 Unfave
*facepalm*

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JustBr3athe
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 11:15pm UTC

Wow..some people turn out way different than you thought they were..

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im_just_me
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 12:23am UTC

Me : What if someone created the myth of vampires because a mosquito bit them , and they thought it was their friend?
Friend : Why are we even friends ?

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Suffering
posted a quote
December 27, 2015 3:23pm UTC

what i don't say is that loving you is like throwing up warm soup in an attempt to feel pretty enough

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YourFavoriteHipsterChick
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 2:46am UTC

Sometimes, I think I read sad quotes or stories so I have a real reason to cry, instead of over a stupid boy like you.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 9:12pm UTC

Things I got hurt during:
-Riding a bike (Broke right wrist, 3rd grade)
-Walking up stairs (Broke right wrist, 7th grade)
-Capture the flag (Broke right middle finger, 8th grade, it still hurts)
-Swimming (summer between 1st and 2nd grade, scratched left eye on a pool floaty)
Things I go out of without injury:
-Tackled in soccer (last week)
-Tackled twice in a row playing touch football (5th grade)
-Getting my arm slammed in a car door (age 4)
I don't know but it seems a bit backwards to me.

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purplerox2010
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 8:24pm UTC

& I 'm s t i l l
not over you..

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calliebaby
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 8:07pm UTC

Sorry Guys, I am Erin! Lol i meant to get a txt number just to apolagize to HaiLee but It went WAYYYYY to far! Sorry!!!!

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kristy_loves_you_xoxo
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 4:45am UTC

roses are
red
violets are
blue
he is for me
not for you
if by chance
you take my place
ill take my fists
and smash ur face
NAAAHHH JOKESSSS

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