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crimson24
posted a quote
September 15, 2016 11:29pm UTC

i have realised my mistake too late. there is no escape now. i am doomed.

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Skimrande
posted a quote
June 4, 2015 3:49am UTC

In a little over 24 hours I'm gonna have to be awake again and i still havent slept tonight

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 2, 2015 11:44am UTC

tbh my favorite crush is the type of crush that
i gain on someone, one that i didn't have an immediate
crush on. the type of crush that i learn about how
smart they are and how funny they are and
what makes them smile and what their fears are.
not just the type of crush where i immediatly think
"oh they're cute, i'd fck them."
you can also tell when i have a crush on someone
when i ask them what their favorite color is,
what their middle name is and if they want me to
massage their back.
you also know i'm in too deep when i remember
what they were wearing the first time i met them
and what our topic of conversation was.
i'm so fcked guys lmao

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
March 26, 2014 5:19pm UTC

3pm
on my
feet and
staggering through
misplaced words
and a
sinking feeling
I got
carried away...
- All Time Low
"Stella"|Nothing Personal

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madeleinebabeee
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 3:45pm UTC

Just bored lol
I have screwed up 81% of my teenage life.
[x] Kissed someone before dating
[x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 3
[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it
[x]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 8
[ ] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[x] Text people during class
[x] Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 12
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 15
[x] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[ ] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 19
[ ] Been called the worst student
[ ] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 21
[x] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total: 27
Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up __% of my teenage life.
nmqf

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myboys
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 4:46pm UTC

so my dad is using my phone to call his work bc his phone isnt working
he just took it
and went upstairs
my phones unlocked
he has accsess to everything on my phone
RED ALERT
RED ALERT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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myboys
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 12:48pm UTC

im literally so tired, i feel asleep in two classes and its only lunch meaning I have 4 more classes to survive through without totally passing out ugh
I am never. again. staying up all night reading
This happens way to often for it to be healthy.
why cant school just be an hour
W H Y

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smallchick105
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 9:04am UTC

I know we're dating... but I like someone else😬

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Wings
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 10:10am UTC

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my mum found the box in my room today
the one with all my old blades anymore.
the one i haven't used in half a year.
nothing can describe how ashamed i felt.

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maggiemay157
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 12:06pm UTC

how do you fall in love with someone you've never talked to?
i somehow managed it. i wish i could talk to someone about it but its such a strange thing. i dont think anyone would believe me. ive liked this guy for about 2 years. hes two years older than me and graduated yesterday. im never gonna see him again. maybe at a couple sporting events next year. i think im in love with him because i literally compare every guy to him. he makes me soooo nervous. i cant even describe it. its hard for me to look him in the eye when i would pass him in the halls because he knows. i know he knows. i dont think i could make it any more obvious. but i cant talk to him. i just cant. ill mess it up.
so when a different guy shows interest in me, ill sort of lead them on because i like the attention theyre giving me. im sort of trying to fill the emptiness. then i ultimately end up being more sad and lonely. im basically screwed unless i can be with this guy. idk. it sort of sucks a lot. i dont think i can talk to anyone about it because its the most ridiculous thing and not even i understand why its like this and why it has to be me. this is my life i guess and this is how its destined to be.

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reinventlove
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 9:46pm UTC

How do you nicely tell a guy that you don't want to go on a date with him?

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1D_Fanfiction
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 2:42pm UTC

Thank you for making my perfectly happy day into a horrible day where i dont want to deal with a single person. k.

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rbethanym
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 12:14am UTC

awkward moment when your favorite sports players number is the same as your ex boyfriends football number.
#ahhe//

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