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CharliesTheName
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January 7, 2014 7:15pm UTC

English class today
Teacher: Based off of these essays we need to have a basic grammar lesson.
Teacher: Which one sounds right? 'I run good' or 'I run well' ?
Teacher: Anybody? Fine.
Teacher: Charlie.
Me:
Me:
Me: I don't run at all.
Teacher: Go sit in the corner.

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
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November 3, 2013 12:15pm UTC

Kid: I run 5 miles a day to stay fit
Me: ha
Me: *ten minutes later* haha
Me: *an hour later* hahaha
Me: *at home* hahahahaha
Me: *seven years later* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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February 26, 2013 6:35pm UTC

I'm failing gym. Here's why.
Gym Teacher: Okay class,
run around the gym for five
minutes straight. I want to see
running not walking! Okay go!
Me: - Walks at a nice pace-
Gym Teacher: You're not
running..
Me: I'd like to see you get out
there and run for five minutes
or run at all! You're too lazy to
though so stop yelling at me
when you do absolutely nothing.
Anyone can sit here and give
commands you're nothing more
than a controlling fata/s.
And that's how I got detention
And
Am failing gym.. yay.

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