Two days ago Friend texts me: what are you doing? Me: Nm, just on witty Yesterday Friend: Whats up? Me: Nothing, just witty. Friend: .... Today Friend: Whats up? Wait let me guess, witty. Me: Psh, no.....im eating AND on witty.. Friend: ... Me: ... Friend: ... Me: ... Friend: you have no real life... Me: ...ya I know...
*Yours Truly*