Two days ago
Friend texts me: what are you doing?
Me: Nm, just on witty
Yesterday
Friend: Whats up?
Me: Nothing, just witty.
Friend: ....
Today
Friend: Whats up? Wait let me guess, witty.
Me: Psh, no.....im eating AND on witty..
Friend: ...
Me: ...
Friend: ...
Me: ...
Friend: you have no real life...
Me: ...ya I know...