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Ialsowanttobeastripperbutthatsnotsomethingyoutellyourclassormaleteacher Quotes

  1. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
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    July 29, 2013 12:16am UTC
    Teacher: What do you want to be? Becca?
    Becca: Vet!
    Teacher: Justin?
    Justin: Firefighter.
    Teacher: Victoria?
    Me: I want to be an umpire so I get paid to ump.
    Teacher: Try again.
    Me: Axe murderer.
    Teacher: Try again.
    Me: Homicidal maniac who gets paid to ump.
    Teacher: *sighs*

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