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Teacher: What do you want to be? Becca?
Becca: Vet!
Teacher: Justin?
Justin: Firefighter.
Teacher: Victoria?
Me: I want to be an umpire so I get paid to ump.
Teacher: Try again.
Me: Axe murderer.
Teacher: Try again.
Me: Homicidal maniac who gets paid to ump.
Teacher: *sighs*
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Teacher: What do you want to be? Becca? Becca: Vet! Teacher:

8 faves · 2 comments · Jul 29, 2013 12:16am

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umpingtime · ialsowanttobeastripperbutthatsnotsomethingyoutellyourclassormaleteacher · funny

nicole🌹* · 1 decade ago
that's casual
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littledirectionerchristian* · 1 decade ago
Lol!! What's up?? :)
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