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MrsPSanders
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November 30, 2014 8:38pm UTC

All of these girls are sitting here, fawning over guys who wear Axe. Am I the only one who think Axe smells like twelve year old white boys and desperation? I prefer Old Spice...sexy and manly ;)

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MrsPSanders
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November 30, 2014 8:25pm UTC

All of these girls are sitting here, fawning over guys who wear Axe. Am I the only one who think Axe smells like twelve year old white boys and desperation? I prefer Old Spice...sexy and manly ;)

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addy*
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April 30, 2014 6:36pm UTC

If a hot guy can play the piano, he's automatically ten times sexier.

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kateedacutie
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February 25, 2014 11:24pm UTC

My idea of flirting is staring from afar and naming our future children.

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username*
posted a quote
January 15, 2014 10:20pm UTC

geomeTRY
geomeCRY
geomeWHY
geomeBYE

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mtndewhm*
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January 7, 2014 7:35pm UTC

The blessings of Wyotech:
-Hot guys who go there (yes please)
-Great parties with f.cking walking distance (That I don't get invited to)
-THE WHOLE F/CKING REASON MY TOWN HAS ANYTHING IN IT AT ALL LIKE WE HAVE TWO SHEETZ, MCCDONALDS, DAIRY QUEEN, WALMART, LIKE 10 BARS, VALLEY DAIRY 4 HOTELS, URGENT CARE (which I take full advantage of) TACO BELL, KFC, PIZZA HUT, FOXS, CORNELL (seriously they built the f/cking thing across the street from Wyotech)
SPEAKING OF SHEETZ, and food, ONE OF THEM UPGRADED AND NOW WE HAVE A F/CKING ICE CREAM MACHINE IN IT IT'S PERFECTION AND WE ALSO HAVE A LOT OF SLUSHIE MACHINES AND I PLAN ON TRYING EACH AND EVERY FLAVOR THERE OH MY I LOVE SHEETZ.

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seeyouthen
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December 15, 2013 12:35pm UTC

In Am Eagle, there's a chance you'll meet a hot guy... who turns out to be gay
On Omegle, there's a chance you'll meet a hot guy... who turns out to be a 50-year-old woman

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KingdomMinded16
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October 26, 2013 9:08am UTC

am I the only one who sees a hot guy
and just thinks
"can I have your babies...?"

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 12, 2013 2:12pm UTC

There's this guy at my school who's really hot (he looks like Alexander Ludwig).
His best friend isn't cute but has an incredible British accent.
Oh, the tension watching those two...

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 2, 2013 1:45pm UTC

Hot guys are God's gift to the world.

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ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
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October 2, 2013 1:33pm UTC

Those nights when you just need to snuggle with your Pillow Pet, eat ice cream, watch the Notebook, and cry because you were awkward in front of a hot guy.

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mtndewhm*
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September 6, 2013 10:03pm UTC

Parents: So we hope you learned your leason about dating older guys.
Me: Yep!
*one week later*
Parents: How was school?
Me: Good.
Parents: Any cute guys?
Me: Yeah, there's like 3 hot seniors and a really hot junior.
Parents: ...

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insydneous
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August 30, 2013 2:32pm UTC

Seeing hot guys but knowing instantly they're too hot for you

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Tman89frost
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 8:02pm UTC

I find it hilarious how all these guys are getting attacked for being "fake" and my fúgly butt is just sitting here like "I want attention too."

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DeathOfASon
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July 31, 2013 11:55am UTC

I get really confused when hot guys hit on me

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Sandie
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July 29, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Hot person: *breathes*
Me: STOP THROWING YOUR GOOD LOOKS IN MY FACE
Me: I SAID STAHP

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mtndewhm*
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July 26, 2013 9:55pm UTC

Me and my mom have been walking every morning and can I just say that all the hot guys some out in the morning in my town.

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mtndewhm*
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July 22, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Bad things, but not terrible things:
-Break ups
-walking by hot guys outside of your city and knowing you'll never see them again
-Fake friends
-getting mascara under your eye when you blink
-forgetting that you're wearing makeup and rubbing your face
-accidently tickling your mouth with your tongue
-When eyeliner tickles
-Watching boring sports
-Math class
-Having no artistic ability and being forced to take art class
-Spending your day in the rain because your mom paid $57 to go to a sh*tty amusement park that you didn't want to go to anyway
-Colds
-When people who aren't your parents/teachers/employer tell you what to do and get mad when you say no.
-Trying to take selfies

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Loves_First_Kiss
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July 20, 2013 7:04am UTC

Ok girls/guys i want to make up a servey of who you love the best out of these HOT guys!!!
Johnny Depp...
Chaning Tatem....
Taylor Lautner....
Bradley Cooper.....
Kellen Lutz....
Chris Pine....
Ryan Gosling...
You can ONLY pic 1!!
Wright your username under mine with the hotty of your choice!!!
Loves_First_Kiss ~ Johnny Depp❤❤

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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July 17, 2013 11:42pm UTC

i was with some friends
and we went to Taco Bell bc all my friends didn't believe I could
eat 12 tacos by myself so we got the tacos and we go back to my
friends house and I ate them all but then her hot brother came
home with some hot friends and I threw up on their shoes omg.

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