Best Highschool Quotes This Week

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 8:25pm UTC

F.uck high school. In elementary school, the entire classroom was your
Valentine. We were in this s.hit together.

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bella5296
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 7:25pm UTC

Today, in my math class, we had nap time.
You heard me.
Nap Time.
The teacher turned the lights off
and let his class of 17 and 18 year olds take a nap.
And then we got to eat cupcakes.
Highlight of my senior year, right there.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 7:00pm UTC

If you ever wonder why
high school is so hard,
it's because Ned stopped his survival guide at the 8th grade.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 10:19pm UTC

If I died and went straight to He//,
it would take me a week to realize I wasn't in High School anymore.

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Hale_Storm18
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May 4, 2013 8:53pm UTC

My parents: Your teenage years are the best years of your life!
Me: You mean it gets worse?

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Hale_Storm18
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June 11, 2013 4:40pm UTC

I hate it when people try to scare high school students by saying the words
"the real world". Like, shut the f.ck up. There is no fake world, there is only one world. And we are all living in it right now whether you have a f.cking high school diploma or not.

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happiest*
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November 9, 2013 2:28pm UTC

high school sucks because you spend all 4 years trying to figure out which friends are genuine and as soon as you realize who your real friends are, you graduate

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 10:00am UTC

Elementary school- *crying* I DIDN'T DO HOMEWORK!!!!
middle school- i didn't do it. . .
High school- we had homework?
format credit
rajsonkar

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 11:52am UTC

To be perfectly honest, you'll never fully understand or fully relate to Taylor Swift's song Fifteen until you actually go through your freshman year of high school.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 6:40pm UTC

Real life high school advice
--Don't slack
--Be friends with everyone
--Kiss a.ss like there's no tomorrow

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Hale_Storm18
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February 12, 2013 2:43pm UTC

High school sucks because nobody brings cupcakes to class anymore.
They just bring them to lunch and only share with their few close friends.

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kristabff
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 1:48pm UTC

On Friday in math class
we were learning about like SAS and AAS and SSS and stuff like that and my teacher was like, "Now remember kids, there is NO A-S-S!" and this kid behind me was like, "Whoever didn't invent A-S-S was an áss" and lmao

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 12:46am UTC

Guys.
I am officially a high school graduate.
♥

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Eli22b
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 5:33pm UTC

So on the first day of school I had a slight cold and I walked into
Earth Science not feeling to great and sort of moping around. Anyway my teacher looks are me halfway through class and goes "You're sorta like Eeyore, aren't you? Always kinda moping around. Well we're gunna change that by the end of the year."
and if that isn't a perfect representation of my life I dont know what is.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 6:18am UTC

i really want to woo someone. i know how stupid that sounds, but i want to see someone who i think is great and i want to get to know them, buy them flowers, carry their books for them, bake them cookies. i want to jokingly ask them out on a date every day until they say yes. i want to give them surprise presents and meet their parents and take them out for dinner.

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Tiffany_xD
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 7:24pm UTC

Remember that game telephone?
The one where you would say something and by the end it was something totally different?..
WELCOME TO HIGH SCHOOL

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 11:51am UTC

in movies and tv shows about high school, why is the main antagonist almost always the popular girl? why can't the antagonist be a girl who watches doctor who and doesn't wear dresses & frilly, girly things and acts superior and condescending to everyone because she's "not like other girls"?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 5:53pm UTC

Parents: You need to step it up
Parents: People won't take this in the real world
Parents: Honestly, what are you doing with your life?
Parents: You need to have your entire future figured out
Parents: Oh, you want that as a job? Nope.
Parents: You have to develop your own set of morals and beliefs.
Parents: But they have to be the same as ours or you're kicked out of the house
Me: What do you want from me?! I'm in high school!

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*blushes*
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January 3, 2014 12:07pm UTC

High School
[n.] Where self-esteem, innocence, and dreams go to die.

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Hale_Storm18
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July 2, 2013 9:33pm UTC

the first ten lies they tell you in high school
1) we are here to help you
2) you will have time to get to your class before the bell rings
3) the dress code will be enforced
4) no smoking is allowed on school grounds
5) our football team will win the championship this year
6) we expect more of you here
7) guidance counselors are always available to listen
8) your schedule was created with you in mind
9) your locker combination is private
10) these will be the years you look back on fondly
ten more lies they tell you in high school
1) you will use algebra in your adult lives
2) driving to school is a privelege that can be taken away
3) students must stay on campus during lunch
4) the new text books will arrive any day now
5) colleges care more about you than your SAT scores
6) we are enforcing the dress code
7) we will figure out how to turn off the heat soon
8) our busdrivers are highly trained professionals
9) there is nothing wrong with summer school
10) we want to year what you have to say

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